Periru3

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[sufficientlylargen]

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

[artofdoubt]

Deborah and Ava + Ava's hands

[sandersstudies]

Name as many Shakespeare plays as you can. Feel free to write them down and check your answers but not to cheat. How many can you name?

0

1

2-3

4-5

6-7

8-9

10-14

15-19

20-24

25-29

30-35

36+ (“all of them” depending on who you ask)

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

Tell me in the comments: are you from a country that speaks predominantly English? Was any Shakespeare required in your education?

[periru3]

A (not so brief) summary of the last fifteen minutes of my life:

Notice my laptop is about to die

Go to get my charger from the other room

Pass my sewing kit and remember I wanted to stitch rip something I don't like off an article of clothing

Bring my seam ripper back to my room and remove the offending fabric from the clothing in question

Open my laptop

Notice my laptop is about to die

Go to get my charger from the other room

Pass the bathroom and remember that I need to bring toilet paper from the other bathroom to the one closer to my room cause this bathroom is out

Redistribute toilet paper appropriately and go back to my room

Open my laptop

Notice my laptop is about to die

Go to get my charger from the other room

Pass my roommate and say something silly to him

Pet my cat

Admire the pie I just baked that is cooling on the counter and check if it's cool enough to pop in the fridge yet (it's not)

Go back to my room

Open my laptop

Notice my laptop is about to die

Go to get my charger from the other room

Realize I need to pee and feel silly for not doing so minutes earlier when I was redistributing toilet papet

pee

Go back to my room

Open my laptop

Notice my laptop is about to die

Go to get my charger from the other room

GET MY FUCKING LAPTOP CHARGER AND BRING IT BACK TO MY ROOM

Toss my laptop charger on a pile of stuff in my room and hop into bed

Open my laptop

Notice my laptop is about to die

GET THE STUPID CHARGER OFF THE PILE OF CRAP ON MY FLOOR AND ACTUALLY PLUG IT IN OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

(I know what is wrong with me. It's ADHD. Jesus Christ I feel like a parody of myself right now.)

[twiststreet]

(x)

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[dogpuppy]

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[apolladay]

What is your favorite gemstone?

diamond

corundums (sapphires & rubies)

moissanite

rutile

alexandrite

garnets

spinel

peridot

turmaline

aquamarine

peridot

other

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

There is no "quartz" option because that's simply too encompassing (citrine, amethyst, agate, jasper...)

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[drizzles-in-paradise]

I honestly think that nonbinary people should be allowed to be mean* about our genders without getting shit for it more often.

*(Read: Assertive of our boundaries and stood firm on the fact that our identities are deserving of respect)

We should be allowed to make a sour face or take a cold tone with someone when they carelessly misgender us for the fifth time in a row despite multiple corrections. We should be allowed to complain about erasure and ask where our needs and experiences come into play when we hear people reinforcing binary normativity in their discussions of gender related issues. We should be allowed to be visibly/audibly angry with other trans people when they try to forcibly categorize us as fem or masc, or imply that our enbyness is a mere phase that will eventually lead to "real/full" (binary to binary) transition.

Nonbinary people should be allowed to take our identities seriously and expect others to do the same for us, regardless of whether or not we will come off as mean for doing so. Because quite frankly, upon seeing how exorsexist the world has become recently, I think we haven't been mean enough.

[distinguishedenthusiastcatt]

In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️

[importantcatpics]