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zackisontumblr

anything: happens me: thank u, next

#mood

humblepeachgirl

general-george-washington

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

absolxguardian

Please, enlighten us

general-george-washington

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

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anything

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absolxguardian

This is amazing. I have been blessed by this knowledge

blurrydawgo-dead-blog-deactivat

@kookychicken

kookychicken

AAAAAAAAAAA

thornhands

@elodieunderglass

elodieunderglass

thank you so much for tagging me! I love this!

curlicuecal

never forget UFO chicken coop

violet-fields-deactivated202106

Ho ho ho hold me cuz I’m falling apart

lvnnsi

sulfur

unneedy

helpingg

Lost In Space 🌌

parisazul

“hellroo” ???

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

tetigistuss

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

thegreenpea

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

kendrysaneela

I wasn’t allowed to watch television on weekdays as a kid so that’s how I figured out illegal streaming of TV on a computer was a thing and learned how to do it. Cause my parents wouldn’t let me watch cable

thetrippytrip

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

castlevanian

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

tabbran

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

themightyglamazon

That was a wild goddamn ride

wereralph

god this was worth the read

ouijafrank

im such a sucker for a bands first album. everything about it is just so raw and exciting. their voices sound young and full of hope and they are trying so hard to be perfect they play with so much emotion and passion.