First and Foremost, Human

Fanatic (Teen Wolf, Buffy, other things that happen as they may). Feminist. Actor. Student. Click on links for, like, links. Thanks for your support, Jan!

[thememedaddy]

[kolumander]

[pattstick]

They make Lactaid for a reason

[tealesbian]

absolutely obsessed with this image

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[anthonysperkins]

Winston Duke Talks Black Panther: Wakanda Forever with Esquire

[kushblazer666]

[aurpiment]

Cover letter with the vampire

CV update with the vampire

Intake paperwork with the vampire

[oopsallvampires]

Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire

[broodingsoul]

Exit Interview with the vampire

[997]

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

@afloweroutofstone​

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

[afloweroutofstone]

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

[taskmastercaps]

[dragracecentral]

The Final Ball: Symone [ 13.16 ]

[dsd57993215]

that black Marie Antoinette look????? COME ONNNNNN

[fairweathermyth]

Emily Hampshire as Stevie Budd singing Maybe This Time I’ll Win

[tired-boi-mickey]

I cried the first 2 times watching this, and teared up the other 100 😭❤️

[sharon-noodlez]

just your daily reminder that these hookers live in my head rent free

[shnnn]

All Hail the Queen  ✨

season 12 winner of rupal’s dragrace: jaida essence hall

[dsd57993215]

thank you mother. well miss you.

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[beepboopboopbeep]

[lift-every-voice-and-sing]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

my respect for kehinde wiley has increased by x2

[they-never-cared-anyway-deactiv]

are yall okay? cause this isnt okay?

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

okay according to who?

more artwork with beheaded white people plz

[drankinwatahmelin]

They used to trade postcards of lynchings and since that’s a bit “taboo” now they circulate pictures and videos of Black people being executed by police so miss me

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

ex-fucking-actly

[adulthoodisokay]

Also that painting is called “Judith and Holofernes.” The biblical story was a common theme for Renaissance paintings.

Here’s Caravaggio’s version:

Artemisia Gentileschi‘s version (shown below) is known for being particularly gruesome. It was painted after she was raped. Quite unusually, she participated in the trial against her rapist (and was tortured during the trail to ensure she told the truth.)

Kehinde Wiley did an entire series about the representation of women in classical Western art, of which this piece was a part. This NY Mag profile from 2012 is really interesting if you want to learn more.