Reblogs only.

20/Female Pronouns yahoo!Tumblr also ruined my avatar and banner. I cant change them.

[writing-prompt-s]

“Sir, there was a miscalculation, the earthlings became mad and fought back… it may be that they have stolen our mothership and are on route to our homeworld.”

[writing-prompt-s]

Funnily enough, you became the world’s strongest necromancer because no one else thought of raising other necromancers as undead.

[writing-prompt-s]

“Sorry sir, but unfortunately you do not qualify for eternal salvation in our wing, I have compiled a list of other heavens, hells and limbos you are eligible for. Of course, you could always try your luck with the wheel of reincarnation.”

[writing-prompt-s]

Your wife is a vampire with deteriorating health because of her oath to never drink human blood. You are trying to convince her that 100ml from you every month won’t hurt you, and that blood loss wasn’t the reason you fainted when she sucked your blood few years back.

[writing-prompt-s]

For a thousand years, mages have imbued wands with their power. They have enchanted rings, amulets, swords, staves, armor, and all manner of shining bauble. However, to your knowledge, you are the first to use… a pocket watch. Why? Well, frankly, you just thought it would be neat.

[writing-prompt-s]

An orphan grows up to become a time traveler and raise themselves so they don’t have to grow up alone.

[writing-prompt-s]

“No! Go away! I can’t let you go near me when I turn into a werewolf!” “Don’t worry, I will love you always, even if you become a monster.” “No, I’m just stupid as all hell when I turn. I’ll not hurt you, but I am sure as hell not ready to show you me barking at a lamppost for the whole night!”

[writing-prompt-s]

When Earth gained magic, many workers from unseeming professions rose to power. Artists used their vast imagination, scientists their intricate understanding of the world around them… but programmers spent their time finding exploits and bugs.

[writing-prompt-s]

There is a certain chat group whose members are a god, a mage, an immortal, a time traveler, an alien, an AI, and a secret organization leader.

[writing-prompt-s]

Turn out, humans are the only species with existential crisis, and any alien that get exposed with solipsism or nihilism or any sorts would go insane. Nietzsche is, to aliens, an eldritch horror that drive mortals mad, and there are many cults devoted to him.

[writing-prompt-s]

You posses magical power so great, magic users avoid you out of fear, yet, you are unaware magic even exists. One day you decide to adopt from a shelter in the modern day big city where you live, and an elderly cat takes a liking to you, you soon discover it is a talking familiar.

[writing-prompt-s]

In a world with people who have powers that allow them to destroy entire mountains with ease or lift skyscrapers with their mind, your power is arguably the best: the ability to challenge anyone to a good old-fashioned fist fight. They can’t refuse it, and no powers are allowed.

[writing-prompt-s]

A major in herbology with a minor in potions was not unusual. The second major in chimeric mutations was. Today you completed your magnum opus: a dogwood tree with fae ear leaves, newt eye fruit, and dragon blood sap. All the ingredients for a potion on one tree.

[writing-prompt-s]

We spread throughout the stars. But our enemies are not alien races, exterminator machines, or extradimensional invaders. No, our enemies are the gods, for humanity is the last, and only remaining mortal race in the universe.

[writing-prompt-s]

Zombies are considered terrible pests in the undead world. They kill, eat, and turn humans indiscriminately with no care to conserving population growth or long term population health. It’s gotten so bad the vampires now run human conservation programs.

[writing-prompt-s]

A magical girl anime, But in a turn of events, instead of the group of girls that are clearly meant to be the main characters, the magic is cast onto a group of stereotypical high school guys who have no clue how or why this has happened to them, or how girls deal with such tiny clothes.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve just died, and you find yourself sitting across from Death. After shuffling some papers, he says, “You’ve served your sentence. You’re free”.