i wanna see how far i can go in the alphabet
i was hired for my ass not my aptitude
i was hired for my butt not my brain
i was hired for my cunt not my creativity
i was hired for my DSLs not my degree
i was hired for my eagerness not my expertise
i was hired for my fuckability not my future
i was hired for my girliness not my grades
i was hired for my holes not my history
i was hired for my indecency not my iq
i was hired for my jizzrag face not my judgement
i was hired for my kinks not my knowledge
i was hired for my looks not my likeability
i was hired for my melons not my mind
i was hired for my nature(cunt) not my nurture(self-respecting woman)
i was hired for my open legs not my open mind
i was hired for my pussy not my pride
i was hired for my queer rapebait friends not my queries
i was hired for my ravageability not my responsibility
i was hired for my sluttiness not my smartiness
i was hired for my tits not my talent
i was hired for my usefulness under a desk not my uselessness behind one
i was hired for my vagina not my value
i was hired for my whore body not my worth
i was hired for my x-rated skills not my xerox skills
i was hired for my youth not my yammering
i was hired for my zero self worth not my zeal
some of these are a stretch but im just a girl and i wasnt smart enough to come up with better ones