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Concept: next Rosh HaShanah, in retaliation for the goyim trying to make Hannukah Jewish Xmas, let’s try and make Michael and All Angels Day into Xtian Rosh HaShanah. It’s an extremely minor holiday that hardly anyone marks, and they’ll be so confused as to why they should even *have* an equivalent of Rosh HaShanah.
Oh hey look what time it is.
Concept: next Rosh HaShanah, in retaliation for the goyim trying to make Hannukah Jewish Xmas, let’s try and make Michael and All Angels Day into Xtian Rosh HaShanah. It’s an extremely minor holiday that hardly anyone marks, and they’ll be so confused as to why they should even *have* an equivalent of Rosh HaShanah.
TIS THE SEASON TO BE PETTY
I did it ☺️
Guys...Potroast is gone. I might need a minute...
i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime
Me: Boston should totally keep its indoor mask mandate, this is really helping to bring our numbers down.
Also me: I think it’s time to get that septum piercing. Hmm.
Two factor authentication may, kindly, eat my entire ass.
So who wants to tell me more about how antisemitism isn’t a major problem in the US today? Go ahead, I’ll wait.
cute gender neutral things to call ur partner
the big bean
industrial sized jar of peanut butter
left boob
a literal bee
paper towel
Today is January 6.
For the love of all things holy and infernal, please, do not look at your Facebook memories. Just don’t do it. Watch cat videos instead. That’s nicer.
Don’t kinkshame me
And let’s not even open the can of worms that is Mr. Mime.
Well, that took a turn. Not a bad turn, but a turn.
The feminine urge to make fresh buttermilk biscuits with scrambled eggs and cheese, these being topped with spicy maple syrup, at 1:30am, for no reason whatsoever.
i am YELLING
Concept: next Rosh HaShanah, in retaliation for the goyim trying to make Hannukah Jewish Xmas, let’s try and make Michael and All Angels Day into Xtian Rosh HaShanah. It’s an extremely minor holiday that hardly anyone marks, and they’ll be so confused as to why they should even *have* an equivalent of Rosh HaShanah.
Yes, come on in!
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
So apparently I make a good pesto. Adding this to my growing list of suspiciously good homemade condiments. Next experiment might be amba.
