mari

if you want to win, you have to fight.

[doujindomain]

[0wie]

fuck marry kill: me garrus papyrus

fuck garrus, marry papyrus and kill u lmao see u in hell tj

[sidewalksmoker-moved]

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother dying beforehand either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced asshole. Welcome to hell, population: you

[0wie]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[adolescentissues]

i don’t know. i just wanted to share some of my favorite pictures i’ve taken this year. more to come

[girlsharmonize-deactivated20160]

empty space 💭☁ ig:1998.pm

[sidewalksmoker-moved]

will they ever just put that dang toilet paper on the holder

[sidewalksmoker-moved]

💫yeah there’s a screen on my chest💫

[liams-beanie]

okay this is my favorite thing ever

[sidewalksmoker-moved]

geminis i trust

-josh dun

-dan howell

-??

-thats it

[symphonymoon]

sugar

spice

and a shit ton of salt

[symphonymoon]

This has 90 notes and I’m not sure why

[mxcerfrey-deactivated20180719]

Guys when male YouTubers sucks at games: He’s only doing it to be funny, so just relax and get off your high horse. Anyways, who cares if he isn’t the best at video games, no one perfect at them, and they’re meant to be fun. Just sit back, relax, and have a good time, that’s all this man wants you to do.

Guys when female YouTubers isn’t completely perfect at games: God, she’s such a fake gamer girl. All she wants is attentions from guys and she’s faking an interest in geek culture to get it. I bet she can’t even name 20 games that aren’t from this generation. She’s not even that funny anyways, and she should just stop pretending. She, and other fake gamer girls, are the reason I have trust issues.

[geekremix]

This is not even an exaggeration. 

[thebootydiaries]

temple run

reblog if ur a tru 90′s kid

[best-of-turnblr]

temple run came out in 2011

[thebootydiaries]

don’t let the media fool u 

[tori-no-shonen-deactivated20230]

There were no tablets in the 90’s, at least none that could do more the write an essay.

[thebootydiaries]

then how do u explain my proof sweaty :)

[brriiibrriii-deactivated2019010]

Lol sweaty… *sweetie

[thebootydiaries]

no :) i don’t think u r understand :) i have 3 phd’s on english sweaty :)

[sinchiroca]

Are you mentally incompetent?

[thebootydiaries]

listen sweaty :) clearly ur too smart and superior for all of us so how about u stop talking ur mouth :) how many gf’s do u have :) 0 :) how many phd’s do u have :) 0 :) bye sweaty :)

[hgwhgwhgwhghwghwg-blog]

[virgoprivilege]

mate i’ve been on this website since 2010 and in five years i’ve never been more offended than seeing banana bread labeled ‘shit tier’

[notarmadilloshellss]

ALL BREAD IS GOOD BREAD YOU INBRED SWINE

[beemojis]

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

[and-ari-deactivated20180319]

(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)

[beemojis]

Jasper is my cat

[liams-beanie]

Because a kitchen sink to you...is not a kitchen sink to me

Interviewer: What's a kitchen sink to you

Tyler: Okay, well the way that I like to explain that, okay so. It's kinda hard to wrap my mind about it. Get ready- so I think one of the hardest things for people to understand is their purpose, and uh, in your darkest hour sometimes you're trying to decide what's the point. Why am I even here? What am I supposed to do with myself? And something that's really helped me is the beginning of purpose for me is something you only understand. For example, for me, something happened for me at a kitchen sink where there was something that I realized and it hit me. Um, and uh, for me that song kitchen sink and that reference means something to me. If I were to tell you exactly what that meant, those times where I need motivation to continue forward, I wouldn't have that as a part of my motivation. So, I'm in my darkest hour where I'm trying to figure out what to do with myself, and I go you know what, there's that thing, there's that song. Whether it's a painting someone did or a journal that's out there. If I were to no longer continue forward there would be no one there to explain this thing. For me that song represents having something that only I understand, and

...I'm not going to tell you what a kitchen sink is to me

[arkhamsilentknight]

The evolution of Scooby Doo animation from 1969 to 2015.

[fatdragonquest]

End it all

[irl-fugo-deactivated20160405]

LET IT DIE

[cartoontrashmaster]

What the fuck happened in 2006

[heart]

I tried rickrolling my friend but she had the YouTube video URL memorized

[itslovestylinson]

PLEASE!

x

[immagetchalegs]

Favorite Things → Louis’s “Cinnamon Roll” Hair