[sidewalksmoker-moved]

hi reminder i moved to @sidewalksmoker and i still love all the mutuals i never talked to

[sidewalksmoker-moved]

was @smallsnailboy. moved to @sidewalksmoker to avoid safe mode lol.

[dajo42]

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit

[straightboyfriend]

straight ppl: ew who would wanna date a feminine guy that paints his nails & is so flamboyant

my gay ass: 🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️😍😍😍💖💕💗💕💗♥️💘💖💖💕💞💝💖💗💕💝💝💗💖💗💕😍😍💕💖💕💖✨💖😍💖😍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨

[succheadjones]

archie: are you free? jughead: i’m never free from the hell and prison of my mind but i don’t have any plans for next week archie: can you talk like a normal person sometimes please

[hungwy]

Burst blogging is my preferred method. Reblog a thousand things in a minute and leave. Its like the opposite if queue-ing

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[mostlymovies]

Donnie Darko Directed by Richard Kelly (2001)

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[pentecost]

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

[drewbern]

You cropped out the best part

“check this shit out mang”

[teenscoolest]

[namtan]

Trick. Or. Treat.

[grigiogurl-deactivated20170801]

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

[feynites]

The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

[corseque]

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.

[meowren-deactivated20190915]

Pokémon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Why do people believe corporations are gonna keep promises that harm their profits in the first place? Lmao

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Remember when junk food companies said they’d eliminate 1 trillion calories and people praised them, as if that isn’t a minuscule amount compared to the amount of stuff they all sell?

Corporate ‘activism’ is always a scam

[boota]

[anorable]

two characters: have a sun/moon dichotomy going on

me: (wheezing, grappling for breath) i am but a humble peddler, besotted by thy starlike metaphor,