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@lichmeevs
im so lucky to have a butler and also an anti-butler who undoes all the tasks that my butler does for me
this is the weirdest old posts that still makes the rounds with no context. They think i’m riffing, making a joke. I did have a butler and an anti butler for a significant portion of my life and theres no way the new rebloggers know this fact. And I was lucky
do you ever remember how we used to be, classic
witch, wizard, litch, lizard
No More From You
Your Are Digging Too Deap…..
Hang on let's see where this is going
I think You might taste like meat.
Oh I’m Under Stand…Your Are Tryinge To Trick Me To Eat Myself. Whell It Won’t Work I’m Just Taste Like Some Feather’s. Were Would Your Like An Bite? Choose Wicely.
Yes.
Giuseppe In The Forest Pounding Away Snashing All The Gahamed Cackers For The Tapir’s Day Pie Cust
shit me is it tapir’s day
Billy Joel Invited Me To Dinner So No Boar-Business Tonite Have A Good Evening
Sure Hope Nothing Bad Happens While Im Gone Lol
Sneak. Sneak. Sneak. Sneak. Sneeeee-eeeeeaaak.
l i c h
Och... it’s getting good
commission for jaredchase on twitter of this Extremely Cool Lich
Ladies... fellas... románce?
Company motto for if I made cell phones
Buy meevs phones! If each person reading this buys two meevs phones, we will have enough capital to proceed with Phase 2
whats phase 2 meevs
Develop some sort of a fireproof flag so I can claim the sun as a territory, making me leader of the solar system by intergalactic law
What’s in it for us
Oh, lostmeevs… like all humans you only just need someone to lead the way
That's my line!
I'm selling sending stones (and sending selling stones(that's what I call the shipping process))
This’ll Will Keep Any Pest’s Away!!
I Can Still Burrow Under Your Ground Though HaHa
Oh You’r Not Thressrasper, Just Don’t Let Any More Litches Out Ha Ha!!
Code Gunch
Lich Spotted In The Thrifty-Fourth Quadrant
REPEAT
This Is A Code Gunch Emergensy
Litch Spotted In The Thifty-Fourth Quadrant
Travelling At Highe Velosity On A Bearing Of 353 Degrease
Pleas Respond
Oh That’s What The Sign’s Is For- It’ll Take Him An Little While To Get Past This Strong Ward!! Mean While I’m Building My Strength And Plan’s!!
I will make it without thressrasp, willful bird.
I will learn what to thressrasp is and so avoid your ward.
well it’s just another day in West Egg and I feel alright with that
It can be tough living paycheck to paycheck, especially when you know you’ll have to support yourself this way for many centuries to come due to your immortality
Haha relatable
Reduce your expenses by not eating and be sure to have a good savings plan such as a hoard of coins in a dusty underground labyrinth
if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there
Once again I’ve unearthed a huge conspiracy so strap yourselves in for the ride
Microphones and headphones are the same thing, Google it. They are the same technology for the same function, and yet we still have to buy one of each?
The reason the government doesn’t allow efficient application of this technology is so they can keep listening to our ears through our headphones without us realizing.
What are they listening for meevs
As we know ears are the hearing organ where sounds are stored. Get control of our ears, and they could hear everything we hear
What do you suggest we do meevs
I think as a nation we need to pump up the bass volume to drown out the recordings of the nsa-ent (the national security agency, department of ears nose and throat)
Conspiracy theory: Meevs is a proponent and/or agent for Big Sound.
Don’t believe me? Look at the evidence: “meevs here”, a common sentiment and recurring theme of meevs.net
meevs here = meevs HEAR(s inside your ears)
Wake up, sheeple!
I dont have fucking ears
Witchsonas are OUT
Lichsonas are IN
Memo to All Meevscorp. Employees
In regards to public displays of affection on the premesis of Meevscorp. Headquarters, some employees have been what we’d call “careless” or “forgetful”.
We clearly state in any and all contractual agreements for employment that office relationships are strictly off limits, but apparently we fail to clarify specifically that ALL public displays of affection are off limits. So, in a hypothetical instance, a certain RECEPTIONIST were to bring in her NEW GIRLFRIEND and allow her to SIT ON THE DESK, PLAY PRANKS ON HR, AND/OR CAUSE A RUCKUS ON THE PA SYSTEM, it might be considered wildly unprofessional. Hypothetically.
Regards,
The HR Department
@chloeniccole memo
I'm still around to kiss my reflection in the priceless crystal orbs in the office dungeon, right?
Whatever happened to Jeevs? :(
status unknown. last known location: buried at sea
(there is an intrigued ghostly flicker in my flaming eyes) ohoho, I'm interested now, Meevsie
Goodbye Forever
I Read A Nasty Thing On-Line And Well I Have Had Enougfh So-Long Boarever
Good (bad (good))
