This tumblr is so fetch.

I just need to dance/

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

I also want to make it abundantly clear this is why people say “fuck cops” and why “Blue Lives Matter” is bullshit. It may only be a “handful” of corrupt cops (which is also bullshit) but it’s the entire institution behind them that enables them and refuses to take any form of accountability. Every single cop is complicit. Every single one.

[anais-nyx]

“I’ll create something, you understand?”

[dwight-schrutes]

[lesbian-bottom-memes]

it occurs to me that a pretty girl could convince me to do anything by kissing my neck

[bagpipewhore-deactivated2019061]

she wears short skirts i wear shrek merch

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl

[liberalsarecool]

Corporations do not value human life. You are all replaceable. Leilani had a disability. They killed her.

[joannus]

[jamausis]

want to.. kiss…. very sleepy

[lizardsexposed]

[truntechgodhead]

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

[truntechgodhead]

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

[cosmic-aria]

s͡҉͚͓͚͇̱̫͙́c̴̱̥̪̘̮̀r̸̵̨̺̝̹͈̗̠̬̟͉̹̬͇͖͙͕͎̜͉á̦͎͉̫̗͔̝̲͔͢͢͞p̶̢̭͍͈͍̻͇̬͓̮̙͉̪̻̰͉̪̻̗͡p̸̴̸̢̰̪̥͍̩̦̱̱̦͓͙͇͎̤͕̳y̧̠̟̟̟̤̗̲͚̙̪̮̺̱̯͔̱̗͘͠ ̷̥͉̰͔̩̤̯͕̲̩̦̝̦̬̙̲̜̣̥́͝d͏̧͝͏̰͓̜ͅo͕̣͎͚̫̟͎̕ò̴̥̦͙̟̹̦̣͙͇̞͖̘̺͙͜

[asmodeanmelancholia]

[fleabaged]

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

THAT TWEET THATS LIKE DID KING KONG REALLY THINK HE WAS GONNA DATE THAT LADY IM FJDBFBDBDBDBBD

[holyth3firm-deactivated20200430]

Im laughing thinking about it now. I need it i want it

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

[crucifvcking]

wanna put my dick in someone but i was cursed with no dick disease :/

[subbyboymax]

I prescribe 50 milligrams of

Strap

[gahdamnpunk]

Landlords really don’t be giving a shit. Electric chair. Now.

[awesome-picz]

Orangutans Befriend Otters That Often Swim Through Their Enclosure At The Zoo Forming ‘A Very Special Bond’.

[heliophilos]

when i see older butch lesbians in public im thinking Thanks for existing

[tovarishch-dyke]

older butch lesbians deserve a veterans discount

[nowimhaunted]

its 4/20 on 4/20 you know what that means swifties