Lick Me While I Labor

44 year old female with a birth fetish. Pacific Northwest area. Prefer to keep things to asks and messages. Loves prompts!

[pushdownharder]

reblog if you’re a female and are turned on by birth anyway :)

[sickaffinity-deactivated2025012]

What would you say to me when I'm trying to push your baby out

[shockspectrum]

birth kink ask meme!

what is your ideal birth scenario?

do you want to be the parent giving birth, a partner/friend/doctor/other helping out, or not involved in the situation?

do you prefer realistic birth or fantasy?

do you prefer complications or no complications?

do you prefer wholesome births or unpleasant births?

what are your thoughts on a "dark ending"?

what are your thoughts on birth denial?

what type of birth denial do you like best: holding the baby in, trying not to push, or pushing the baby back in after it comes out?

favorite birth location?

would you rather the birth take place alone or with people?

assisted or unassisted?

your thoughts on hospital births?

would you like the birth to be filmed or no?

planned or unplanned birth?

do you prefer the parent to want to giving birth, or give birth against their will?

early, on time, or overdue?

how many babies?

what species of baby is your favorite? (human, alien, monster, demon, etc.)

how long do you want the birth to last?

how long do you want the pushing stage to last?

what's your favorite position for the parent to be in?

what's your favorite position for the baby to be in? (normal, sunny side up, breech, other)

would you rather the parent be naked, partially clothed, or fully clothed?

birth fluids, yay or nay?

sex during birth?

orgasmic birth?

do you like the idea of any witnesses (partner, doctor, friend, etc) getting off to the birth?

what attitude do you want any witnesses to have? (soothing/helpful, panicking/unhelpful, cruel/intentionally making it worse, etc)

what sounds do you like the parent to make? (screams, grunts, quiet, etc)

what are your thoughts on non-vaginal birth?

[lickmewhileilabor]

What if I sat between your legs and rubbed your thighs as our first baby slowly starts to crown?

[feralkat]

would die for someone to fuck me into labor, eat me out during the early stages, finger me to distract me from the pain as it progresses, rub my clit and praise me as the baby starts to crown... and then fuck another baby into me mere weeks later, as soon as it's possible to

[lickmewhileilabor]

If youre doing writing prompts maybe a squatting birth where you have to be quiet for some reason? maybe you dont want to other a housemate?

I pace around my room, naked, my belly low and thighs wet from my recently broken waters. The tightening of my belly getting more intense and frequent with each passing hour.

The next one hits and I am thrust in its iron grip. I put my hands on my thighs and stop my pacing. My breath comes in sharp inhales and forceful exhales. I dare not make any more sound, lest the neighbors hear and call the authorities.

I want to do this alone.

The pain ends. And with it I feel overwhelming pressure and heaviness. The weight of my child head forced against against my ripe and open cervix. I know I'm close now, I feel an overwhelming urge to open my legs. I walk bowlegged to the bed and crouch into a squat, holding on to the side of the bed for stability.

This feels right.

I can feel the building of the next wave, different now. Where previously I would think open, open open... during the waves, my brain shifts to down, down, down.

I push, and feel a shift as the head begins its descent past my cervix. Blow, blow, blow the pain away. Push, push, push, further and further down. Until they are at my opening, blunt head just beginning to spread my labia.

I push, and the burn makes me let out a small high pitched moan for the first time. I catch myself. It is going to get worse before it gets better. The next pain I bite down on the mattress to stifle my cries. I reach one hand down to feel the top of the head bulge and then retreat. Bulge and retreat. bulge and retreat, a dance with a bit more of the head remaining each time. Until at last I am stretched impossibly full and thin, desperately biting down as the ring of fire takes full hold.

Another push, and a sweet release as the head moves into my waiting hand. I shift a bit to move to my knees, and use both hand to check for a cord. All clear. I feel a head rotate to my face my thigh, and a shift inside of me as the shoulders become ready to force their way through. With one last hard push, I feel my baby's body release from the birth canal in a gush of fluid.

And no one in my thin walled apartment the wiser.

[birthkink]

birth fics

i wanna try writing some birth fics and i’ll be making a huge list so send me some asks and feel free to add your own ideas! u can choose as many or as little as you’d like. i might not post all of them but all of ur asks are appreciated. i will NOT do any deaths or too much gore

this is inspired by @justpush :)

birth length

1. rapid

2. normal

3. very long

time labour starts/water breaks

1. while busy

2. while sleeping

3. during sex

4. during work/school

5. during event

birth position

1. standing

2. lying down

3. upright

4. squatting.

5. all fours

6. leaning on/hugging partner

birth complications (if none, ignore)

1. placental abruption

2. shoulder dystocia

3. breech birth

4. difficult placenta delivery

birth sounds

1. moaning

2. grunting

3. screaming

4. panting

5. quiet birth

birth place

1. home (with or without doula/midwife)

2. hospital

3. public

4. work/school

5. friend/partner’s house

6. car/other transport

birth partner(s)

1. partner (bf gf)

2. parent(s)

3. friend

4. teacher/student

5. stranger

6. alone

clothing

1. naked

2. shirt only

3. bra only

4. fully clothed

5. pants/shortsonly

6. underwear only

7. feel free to mix!

misc

1. water birth/no

2. water breaks naturally/by doctor or midwife

3. vaginal tears/no

4. crying/no

5. calm/comforting/intense/panic/worried birth

6. easy/hard birth

7. pre/post-birth masturbation/sex

8. birth denial/pushing baby back in as it crowns

.

i’ll add more when i think of any :)

[lickmewhileilabor]

I’m bored on a Saturday night. Give me something to write about :)

[birthkink]

birth fics

i wanna try writing some birth fics and i’ll be making a huge list so send me some asks and feel free to add your own ideas! u can choose as many or as little as you’d like. i might not post all of them but all of ur asks are appreciated. i will NOT do any deaths or too much gore

this is inspired by @justpush :)

birth length

1. rapid

2. normal

3. very long

time labour starts/water breaks

1. while busy

2. while sleeping

3. during sex

4. during work/school

5. during event

birth position

1. standing

2. lying down

3. upright

4. squatting.

5. all fours

6. leaning on/hugging partner

birth complications (if none, ignore)

1. placental abruption

2. shoulder dystocia

3. breech birth

4. difficult placenta delivery

birth sounds

1. moaning

2. grunting

3. screaming

4. panting

5. quiet birth

birth place

1. home (with or without doula/midwife)

2. hospital

3. public

4. work/school

5. friend/partner’s house

6. car/other transport

birth partner(s)

1. partner (bf gf)

2. parent(s)

3. friend

4. teacher/student

5. stranger

6. alone

clothing

1. naked

2. shirt only

3. bra only

4. fully clothed

5. pants/shortsonly

6. underwear only

7. feel free to mix!

misc

1. water birth/no

2. water breaks naturally/by doctor or midwife

3. vaginal tears/no

4. crying/no

5. calm/comforting/intense/panic/worried birth

6. easy/hard birth

7. pre/post-birth masturbation/sex

8. birth denial/pushing baby back in as it crowns

.

i’ll add more when i think of any :)

[lickmewhileilabor]

Would love to be laying in bed panting with my legs spread wide as my wife rubs my clit to take the edge off the pain of contractions.

[big-pregnantbadass]

Birth fetish questions

Let’s talk about birth. Give me some numbers & I’ll answer the questions.

1. How long would you want to push for?

2. What position? Laying on back, squatting, sitting, on your side, on all fours, standing.

3. Naked or clothed?

4. Meds? & How big of a baby?

5. Where would you want to give birth? Home, hospital, birth center, publicly, at work.

6. Would you prefer to be alone or assisted?

7. Would you want a breech birth?

8. Do you want your water to break naturally or have someone break it for you?

9. Would you want to give birth to multiple babies?

10. How many would you like to give birth to at once?

11. Would you like a silent birth or coached?

12. Early, overdue or induced?

13. Would you want labor to come on suddenly or try to get labor started?

14. Would you want to give birth to anything other than a baby? Eggs, alien, animal?

15. What type of delivery? Forceps, vacuum, stirrups, water birth, birthing chair/stool, squat bar.

[big-pregnantbadass]

Birth fetish questions

Let’s talk about birth. Give me some numbers & I’ll answer the questions.

1. How long would you want to push for?

2. What position? Laying on back, squatting, sitting, on your side, on all fours, standing.

3. Naked or clothed?

4. Meds? & How big of a baby?

5. Where would you want to give birth? Home, hospital, birth center, publicly, at work.

6. Would you prefer to be alone or assisted?

7. Would you want a breech birth?

8. Do you want your water to break naturally or have someone break it for you?

9. Would you want to give birth to multiple babies?

10. How many would you like to give birth to at once?

11. Would you like a silent birth or coached?

12. Early, overdue or induced?

13. Would you want labor to come on suddenly or try to get labor started?

14. Would you want to give birth to anything other than a baby? Eggs, alien, animal?

15. What type of delivery? Forceps, vacuum, stirrups, water birth, birthing chair/stool, squat bar.

[lickmewhileilabor]

Got a request for 8, 12 and 15 @theobgynspecialist​

8. Do you want your water to break naturally or have someone break it for you?

Preferably: not at all/not until the last possible second. The idea of the pressure of the intact water bag sounds amazing. Otherwise, naturally.

12. Early, overdue or induced?

Overdue. Gotta give the kid plenty of time to cook and get nice and big before spreading me open 😈

15. What type of delivery? Forceps, vacuum, stirrups, water birth, birthing chair/stool, squat bar.

Birthing chair/stool. I want to be able to spread my legs as wide as I feel necessary, while being able to reach down and touch. Bonus if there’d a mirror so I can watch while giving my partner full access. 

[big-pregnantbadass]

Birth fetish questions

Let’s talk about birth. Give me some numbers & I’ll answer the questions.

1. How long would you want to push for?

2. What position? Laying on back, squatting, sitting, on your side, on all fours, standing.

3. Naked or clothed?

4. Meds? & How big of a baby?

5. Where would you want to give birth? Home, hospital, birth center, publicly, at work.

6. Would you prefer to be alone or assisted?

7. Would you want a breech birth?

8. Do you want your water to break naturally or have someone break it for you?

9. Would you want to give birth to multiple babies?

10. How many would you like to give birth to at once?

11. Would you like a silent birth or coached?

12. Early, overdue or induced?

13. Would you want labor to come on suddenly or try to get labor started?

14. Would you want to give birth to anything other than a baby? Eggs, alien, animal?

15. What type of delivery? Forceps, vacuum, stirrups, water birth, birthing chair/stool, squat bar.

[loveablemother404-deactivated20]

Ask me anything

[lickmewhileilabor]

Tell me how you would help me birth our baby.

[lickmewhileilabor]

two weeks overdue, on a hike to induce labor and your girlfriend decides to give you head to see if an orgasm would help. it does — it works all too well, and you’re still a mile and a half from the car...

Yay a good one!

 I open the car door and tentatively put one leg outside thevehicle. I’m dubious about this exercise. 2 weeks overdue, massively uncomfortableand heavy. My hips and back have been screaming all day.

Steph comes around to haul me out of the car. I muttervarious expletives as I stand.

“Come on love, I know you’re uncomfortable. But the doctoris going to induce you in two days if the little nugget doesn’t make anappearance. This might help her budge.”

More expletives as my joints continue to protest standing.But she’s right. Grudgingly, I start to trudge forward.

It’s a cool fall day, and Steph has blessedly picked arelatively flat trail. I waddle beside her, trying to will gravity into convincingour daughter to make an appearance.

Steph rubs my back as we make slow progress.

“Does that help at all?”

“No, but it doesn’t make me feel any worse.” I grump.

Another half mile passes. I catch Steph stealing glances atmy belly, occasionally rubbing it fondly. As uncomfortable as I am, her touchon my skin feels lovely.

“Are you going to miss me looking like I swallowed a beachball when this is over?”

Steph laughs, her deep throaty laugh making my nervestingle.

“I do like seeing you all full with our daughter, butlooking forward to meeting her even more. Relief for you as well. I know thismonth has been hard on you.”

Can’t deny that, as a fresh wave of pain shoots through myhips.

“Can’t say I won’t miss these though.“ Steph runs her handgently over an engorged breast.

“Hoooooo.” I breathe out a bit as she does. It feels goodand oversensitive at once.

She pulls away. “Did that hurt?”

“No,” I respond “just very sensitive. Needs a real lighttouch right now.”

I guide her hand back. She caresses my left breastcarefully.

I close my eyes, and she leans in for a kiss. I respond inkind, growing in intensity until I need to come up for air.

My panties are soaked in my jeans, and my pussy throbs.Seriously hormones, in public?

Steph is similarly flushed and staring at me hungrily.

“Do you need me to take care of that for you?”

 Fuck.

“I mean yes, but what if someone walks by?”

“We can walk off the trail a bit, and we haven’t seen anyoneelse all day.”

Need overtakes sense.

I grab her hand and carefully walk off the beaten path. Wefind a spot where no one is likely to see (or hear) us.

With significant help, I get into a seated position leaningagainst a tree.

Deep kisses. Hands on my breasts and belly. Tongue gentlylapping at my nipples. Then, a hand down the front of my jeans.

I am soaked and gasping with need. Aches and pains momentarilyforgotten. Desperate for release.

Steph starts to undo my jeans button and looks at mequestioningly.

“Yes?”

Oh hell yes.

I nod. She carefully removes my cumbersome maternity jeans.I spread my legs wide to relieve the pressure and need.

Steph carefully lays on her stomach in front of me.

The first lap of her tongue nearly sends me into orbit. Imanage to keep just the barest control as my mouth opens wide in a moan.

Steph makes quick work of me. Lapping at my pussy, and thenmoving to sucking my clit while curling her fingers against my g-spot.

I don’t last ten minutes before my whole body shudders withorgasm. Steph bring me over some aftershocks, until I finally put my hand onher head. I am spent.

Steph looks at me and laughs, knowing what she did to me.

“Thank you, Steph. I promise I’ll return the favor when Ican see my feet again.”

“You better. Let me help you up.”

Now that the afterglow is starting to fade, I’m becominglightly conscious of the ache in my hips and back again.  That dull ache still present.

It takes a few tries, but Steph helps me to my feet. Sortof. Something feels different. Somehow, and I didn’t think this was possible, Ifeel even heavier than before. I take a step, and find myself practicallybowlegged from the urgent pressure in my pelvis.

 “Ooof.” I let out. The discomfort is almost unbearable.

“Are you OK?” Steph looks at me with alarm.

“I… I think so? I just feel a lot of pressure.”

I take two steps. The pain that has been in my back all daysuddenly wraps around to my front. The pressure is unbearable. My belly goeshard. I gasp.

“What’s wrong?!” Steph sounds on the edge of panic now.

“I… I think I just had my first contraction.. I…” I trailoff and try to catch my breath as the iron grip on my belly recedes. I’m almostsuccessful, when not 30 seconds later the pain builds again.

“Ooooooooooooohhhhhh” I breathe out. Grabbing Steph with onehand and leaning against the tree with the other.

“OK. OK. We need to get you back to the car.” Says Steph asshe wraps one arm around me to steady me.

Yes, the car. This is my first baby. It will be fine. Wehave time.

The next wave builds.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Something shifts.

Fluids gush from me.

The wave builds to its peak.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhunnnnnnnnnngh”

Down. Downdowndowndowndowndowndown screams every molecule inmy body.

I squat inelegantly hanging off Steph. Legs spread.  Pressure and as my body tells me to bare down.

“She’s… coming”

“Are you pushing? Don’t push! Let me call for help!”

I half stumble and drag Steph back the few steps toward thetree. I manage to get myself back in that semi sitting position that brought somuch pleasure just a while ago.

“NNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGHHH”

“Oh god you are pushing. I don’t have a phone signal. OK.”

Steph quickly gets a towel out of her backpack and places itunder me. She kneels between my open thighs and rubs them gently.

A wave builds again. I can feel pressure. Stretching.Burning. Bulging.

“She’s moving down I think. Your labia are opening when youpush, but I can’t see her yet.”

That motivates me to work harder. I feel the pressure buildand curl around my belly willing my muscles to bear down.

“NNNNNNNNNGGGHHHH ahh, ahh ahhhhhhhh.”

Instinctively I reach my hand down to my opening.

“I can feel her… I can feel her just inside.”

Steph has started to cry. “I know. I know love, I could seejust a bit of her head during that last push.”

So close, and yet so far.

I bear down with every wave. A slow dance, and the baby’shead descends and retreats. Stretching. Burning.

At last, I feel her head stay at my fingertips after a push.

“Oh. I can see her. Properly now! You’re almost done.” Steph’shands join mine on either side of her head. Supporting., ready to catch.

I can barely form coherent thoughts any more as my body takesover. I feel burning, I feel pressure. I feel pain. I feel the amount of headunder my palm grow.

I pant desperately. Her head is in full crown now. MY legsshake as I spread them wider than I ever thought possible to make room.

Slowly. Forehead. Eyes. Nose. Mouth. Full head of hair.

“Her head is out! You’re almost done!”

I can feel the weigh of her between my legs as Stephsupports the head. Warmth on my thigh as her head turns. The urge to bare downagain.

Oh right, shoulders.

I give a massive grunt, that ends in a scream as the baby’s shoulder’sfill me and then…

A cry.

And not just Steph’s though she’s crying too.

She puts our wailing daughter on my chest, and covers usboth with her jacket.

“She’s here.” Slightly dazed as I process the weight of thisbeing on my chest, who was just inside of me a few moments ago.

“She is, and she’s perfect.” Responds Steph. “Are you OK?”

“I think so. I think… it’s your turn next time if we givethis little one a sibling.”

[lickmewhileilabor]

Bored and Horny

Anyone want to hit me up with a birth related writing prompt?

[glasmond-photography]

Models: Michelle & Schpog <3. You guys were beautiful!

[lickmewhileilabor]

Bored and Horny

Anyone want to hit me up with a birth related writing prompt?