jeff

32. any pronouns idc, just make it wacky goofy silly.

[anxietayylmao]

talking with someone on hinge right now who's working on their phd in english and this shit is stressful. got me double and triple checking my spelling and punctuation

[anxietayylmao]

they're lovely, and we have a lot in common, and get along really well, but every part of me is screaming because they're an insanely accomplished person who has big goals, and is incredibly intelligent, and is essentially a professor at a college, while I struggle with daily tasks. im worried as soon as they get to know me and actually see who i am, lazy, unaccomplished, and horribly inconsistent, who spends most of their time gaming, they just won't like me at all, and that scares the shit out of me

[anxietayylmao]

went on a date with them and they're even more lovely in person and we made out for 3 hours

[anxietayylmao]

talking with someone on hinge right now who's working on their phd in english and this shit is stressful. got me double and triple checking my spelling and punctuation

[anxietayylmao]

they're lovely, and we have a lot in common, and get along really well, but every part of me is screaming because they're an insanely accomplished person who has big goals, and is incredibly intelligent, and is essentially a professor at a college, while I struggle with daily tasks. im worried as soon as they get to know me and actually see who i am, lazy, unaccomplished, and horribly inconsistent, who spends most of their time gaming, they just won't like me at all, and that scares the shit out of me

[anxietayylmao]

talking with someone on hinge right now who's working on their phd in english and this shit is stressful. got me double and triple checking my spelling and punctuation

[anxietayylmao]

went on 3 dates with someone before i realized we had 0 chemistry. Everything in common, on paper, perfect match. Absolutely dry chemistry

[anxietayylmao]

How do you nicely explain to someone that they're "too nice", and you don't share the same sense of humor so you're not romantically attracted to them.

[anxietayylmao]

went on 3 dates with someone before i realized we had 0 chemistry. Everything in common, on paper, perfect match. Absolutely dry chemistry

[shiftythrifting]

5xl shirt found in a British Heart Foundation shop

[isoldio]

this post is dedicated to my mutuals who are still my mutuals despite the horrors

[anxietayylmao]

went on a cute date yesterday with the most ADHD enby ive ever met in my life

[domme-hilly]

I’ll say this only one time: manhandle your boyfriends. Throw HIM on the bed, pin HIM against the wall, cum in HIS mouth, make HIM a mess

[anxietayylmao]

just realized dragons dogma 2 releases tomorrow and i scheduled a date uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[anxietayylmao]

i cancelled

[anxietayylmao]

just realized dragons dogma 2 releases tomorrow and i scheduled a date uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[stranger-chads]

I dont wanna be spoonfed representation by popular straight media, I wanna point at two random men on screen who've barely interacted and say "they're divorced" and have everyone agree w me

[roboco-san]

you've all forgotten your roots anyway here's bulma waking up surrounded by garbage and then immediately chugging a warm beer she picked up off the floor

[roboco-san]

I think it's worth noting that she's about 3 months shy of 29 years old in these images

[grumpy-gh0st]

Full offense to all of you but I do not get enough attention on this attention seeking website

[strawberey]

I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.

[nearmissclosecall]

[27-moons]