BLACK LIMOUSINE

[private] Mar, I know death. An’ I know undeath. He’s gone.

[Private] Fuck the tags, Slick. What happened?

[private] Might be better said in person, but, rh. I went lookin’ fer him yesterday, ta visit, but he was gone. Followed his trail to a hotel…an’ found him. Gun to ta head. He’d shot himself an’ lived before. Woke up. But he wouldn’t wake up. I couldn’t get him ta.

[Private] It took you a while to "wake up" the last time I caught you in a morgue. I'm sure he'll come around. You undead lot always do.

[Private] No? What’s happened?

[private] CC’s dead. Suicide.

-A chill runs down Droog's spine.-

[Private] What?

[private] I take it ya’ve heard what’s been goin’ on, then.

[Private] No? What's happened?

licoricelimo replied to your post: Makes noises at Droog until he notices.

Notices what?

Me.

That's too much hassle.

#(( DROOG IS LEGITIMATELY UPSET OH NO ))

[Private]I suppose it out of place to make an intimation, but I already feel somewhat better. My mate gave me a scare, but he's fine for now. And I still owe you apology from the start; you met me in mourning, and I rejected your offer of assistance.

[Private] That's good to hear. Perhaps the three of us should go out for lunch sometime?

#octanachronism

> thinks about just how many children he has

>

> scrolling through Bell's blog because he's super homo

> wedding

> spittakes

I hear you're ignoring your ex-matespirit... Rather childish, don't you think?

Extremely so.

#invasive asks #Anonymous

[Private] I would feel better about it if you were to let me make a penance.

[Private] There’s no need, really. Not until you’re feeling better.

#(( droog is like *SHEER TERROR I REGRET TRYIGN TO MAKE AMENDs BECAUSE SHE SCARES THE PEE PEE OUT OF ME #octanachronism #SHE CUT OUT MY TONGUE FFS* ))

octanachronism

And then snowman grabbed droog and pulled him into the snow and whispered tenderly into his ear ‘you are not him but if you just shut the fuck up, we can pretend and I’ll take you to mcdonald’s and get you a happy meal.’