That's one bad unicorn.

Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly. - Amélie E. Switzerland, Neuchâtel

[licornemoustachue]

The positive apect of being constipated is that you can say “I am full of shit” and that will be true in every way.

[sarahujmaia]

[licornemoustachue]

Looks like Ted & Marshall :’)

[lucifer-chloe]

[pixelatedboobs-blog]

Patients is a virtue.

[northmiamigoon-deactivated20150]

maybe she a doctor

[mickeyandcompany]

Disney villains + concept art

[bbceastendersblog]

[moonysgoonies]

Shared house traits

Gryffindor & Hufflepuff -sweet summer child -close, intimate, heartbreak mending hugs -giggles “that’s what she said” -likelihood you’ll fall in love with them +9999999% -probably still owns a stuffed toy

Ravenclaw & Slytherin -already wrote an encyclopedia on all the ways they’re better than you -judging you not-so-silently -“my words are both poison and exilir. tempt me, if you dare.” -intimidating at first bUT THEYRE ACTUAL CINNAMON ROLLS -“aw you didn’t have to do that!-…what do you want?” -too many trust issues, someone just HUG THEM

Gryffindor & Ravenclaw -already stalked you on all your social media accounts -board games. video games. gaaames.  -always has a mess. somehow knows where everything is.  -BUSY. friends, hobbies, school/work, internet til 2am, busy. -PUNS

Slytherin & Hufflepuff -knows who they will search for first during the apocalypse -“i trust you with my life. don’t let me down” -literally gives the best first impressions -it’s actually a little scary how much they could be hiding -work, work, work, workwork

Hufflepuff & Ravenclaw -“god you’re so fucking weird and i love it” -that friend who never yells at anyone until they do and everyone is terrified -my otp is better than yours -“rules were not made to be broken unless i say so” -happier when all is peaceful and quiet

Gryffindor & Slytherin -“NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN YOU CALM DOWN” -that friend that shares all the hot selfies they find. (bless them) -has never made a good decision after 2am -*loses something* *blames it on you* *finds it 2min later with their stuff* -selfie game too strong

[astrophagy]

text posts + harry potter ⇾ part iv. ↳ other posts [i] [ii] [iii]

[dylans-obriens]

[doctorwho]

Series 4 - Journey’s End

[memewhore]

[rumplestiltskin]

He got Ajax from the dish soap!

[onlyhuman]

[wolfbanged-deactivated20160722]

[mabellonghetti]

Harrison Ford photographed by Walter McBride in New York City, 1982

[teesadutta]

[romanceablenpc]

i have to say i’m fairly proud of myself

[licornemoustachue]

Baby boomer: You kids don't know how hard we had it! Everyone had to use the Library to get information and we didn't have cell phones!

Me: Literally everyone I know my age wants to die but okay