i find the idea of sirius being a pathological liar in childhood very funny tbh. imagine him telling the most ridiculous lies known to mankind, and the marauders being the only ones who know it’s all bullshit.
sirius would be like my family actually owns 17% of london and we invented velvet. and we can’t eat cereal because of a blood feud with kellogg’s. you know our cellar is mostly fabergé eggs and emergency gold. oh and my uncle bought the north sea in 1923. and i’m also allergic to tap water and technically banned from switzerland but only seasonally.
and his friends just sit there trying not to die laughing every time.








