How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed

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How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed
marauders/harry potter fans who "don't agree with jk rowling" are like if people loved the leopard mascot for the leopards eating peoples faces party so they wore all the merch and drew art of the mascot and talked about the leopard mascot all the time but don't worry! they don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party! they're just completely indistinguishable from people who do because they both love the leopard mascot and make loving the leopard mascot 99% of their personality, "why do people feel unsafe around me when i very clearly don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party?" says the person in the leopards eating peoples faces party merch (don't worry they bought it second hand so the leopards eating peoples faces party don't get any money from them)
Me when the slow burn is slow burning
jegulus snapshots⭐︎☀︎
Regulus + Stars = My favourite conception
Remus: okay Harry, can you spell “blue”?
*5-year-old Harry*: B-L……-E…-U
James: no sweetie, that’s not-
Regulus coming from the kitchen: THAT’S FRENCH!
James: love, I don’t think he-
Regulus: MON PETIT GÉNIE!
so much yearning.... so much tragedy....