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first edit, kinda nervous🧍🏻‍♀️

[lieujones]

hope this isn't weird!! i've been looking for a way to watch Il Tuttofare and had no luck, i saw you linked it on another post but unfortunately that link is dead now -- i was wondering if you have any leads on where to stream it now 🙏 ❤️

Of course! Try these:

https://guardoserie.buzz/il-tuttofare/

https://cb01net.cyou/il-tuttofare-hd-2018/

Let me know if they work or if you need any help ✨

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Guys.

GUYS.

Haymitch ate the candies.

After all that happened.

Lenore Dove.

He trusted Katniss.

And ate. the. candies.

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Delirious and unable to stop thinking about Haymitch, this is what I did. This is my contribution.

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Aemond: Hello, Corlys. How's everything going?

Corlys: You're late! You have a whole council back there yelling at me! Get here on time!

Lucerys, nicely: Hi, grandpa!

Corlys, sweetly: Well hello, sweet child!

Aemond: Why you're so nice to him? He's late too.

Corlys: Well, he's late, but he's adorable and looks good. You're just late.

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Rhaenys: Why are you standing there like a cupbearer?

Aemond: Corlys is hogging the bathroom.

Rhaenys: Why don't you use the one downstairs?

Aemond: The small one? That one's for guests.

Rhaenys: Good, because you don't live here.

Aemond:

Aemond: I've been married to Lucerys for 5 years now.

Rhaenys: Still.

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Aemond: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it.

Lucerys: I don't know what you're talking about, I had so much fun!

Aemond: That's because you just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by your brother and his wolf-boyfriend.

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Rhaena, desperate on the phone: Guys, they're in the kitchen again...

Jacaerys: Get them out, now.

Lucerys, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Aegon: Like, in a hand-to-hand combat?

Aemond: Get them out.

Lucerys: You sure? What if we have to beat them with a stick?

Aegon: Or a baseball bat?

Jacaerys&Aemond: GET. THEM. OUT.

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Maester Orwyle: Don't worry, I'm here, I'm gonna take care of you

Aegon: And my mother?

Maester Orwyle: She's also here and she loves you. She said you're her little bun

Alicent: Not true, I said you're like the first slice of bread. Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.

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Aegon: Tread carefully.

Alicent:

Aegon:

Alicent: Come here.

Aegon: No.

Alicent: Just come here.

Aegon: No, you're gonna hit me.

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Rhaenyra: Jace, I'm not sure I want you to get married.

Jacaerys: Why not?

Rhaenyra, hugging Luke: Well, I lost one boy already. I'm not sure I'm ready to lose another.

Aemond: Well you can have that one back if you want.

Rhaenyra:

Jacaerys:

Aemond: It's a joke, I was joking

Jacaerys: We're taking him back.

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Aemond: What are they laughing at?

Daemon: Us.

Corlys: They're laughing at what we are, and what you're going to be.

Aemond: What's that?

Daemon & Corlys: A husband.

Aemond: I wonder how they'd feel if we all laughed at them.

Corlys: We can't.

Aemond: Why not?

Daemon: Because they cannot be made fun of.

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Aemond: Everybody hates me.

Daemon: And you think reclaiming Vaghar and kidnapping Lucerys is going to change that?

Aemond: Well, maybe marrying him, giving him the best life and some chidren...

Daemon: Oh, you stupid little thing, ahahah

Daemon: Ahah

Daemon: No.

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Aemond: Ew, a rat.

The rat: Ew, a closeted bisexual idiot who struggles to express his undying love for the nephew who slashed his eye because he treasures him too much and wouldn’t want to hurt said nephew by telling him about his true feelings and so he spends his whole time calling him 'bastard' and hunting him down.

Aemond: What the fuck.

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Rhaenyra (in her mom jokes era): We all have our demons.

Rhaenyra, grabbing Daemon: This one is mine

Lucerys: Ahahahahah! Mommy, you’re so funny!

Rhaenyra: :)

Lucerys, grabbing Aemond: Mine’s this

Rhaenyra: Ahahah-

Rhanerya: WHAT

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Aemond: There was this guy named Lucerys. Now you see, Lucerys used to hang out at the city pool everyday, all summer long, and he was the finest thing there. And I knew that if I wanted to be his boyfriend, I had to get him to notice me. So, one day, I climbed the high-dive, which was something that only the absolute coolest guys did, because, see I knew he was gonna be watching.

Alys: What happened?

Aemond: Well I got up on the high-dive, and I strutted out on that board to try and do the meanest swan dive in the history of swimming, got to the edge of the board, looked down and discovered why they call the high-dive, the high-dive. I stood there trembling, with Lucerys and everyone up there looking up at me!

Alys: What did you do?

Aemond: I did the only thing I could do, I made everybody waiting on the ladder get off so I could get down. I walked past Lucerys. I was so embarrassed, I couldn't even look him in the face. I never spoke to him again. That's how I ended up with you.

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Aemond: Normally I am a logical person.

Aemond: But whenever I am with Lucerys my emotions are always on the surface. I can't control them.

Aemond: It’s a mix of so many feelings. I don't understand if I want to yell at him or just snog the life out of him.

Aemond: I don't know what to do. It's too complicated.

Aemond: And the worst part is he seems to be completely oblivious about the way he affects me.

Aegon: I didn't even ask how your day was.