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I’ve been so good, still, I’m lonely and stressed out                    I’ve been so good, why am I feeling empty?       I’ve been so good, but it’s still getting HARDER                           I’ve been so good, where the hell is the karma?

Indie headcanon-based John Egbert from Andrew Hussies Homestuck! unaffiliated with the fandom and not epilogue compliant! | para,oc&crossover friendly!

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[lifcything]

ok i am gonna start doing these here maybe it will help my jane muse

send me asks for me to write headcanons about! 

[lifcything]

me does on reply not even on tumblr: wow i am done for the day

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[ex0skeletal]

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: arernt we all bitch babeys, in the gay jail of life

– gutsyGumshoe [GG] pinned a message to this channel! –

[lifcything]

plotting call! 

[lifcything]

Mains call! 

[lifcything]

plotting call! 

[timestables]

pathetic.

[ham-uuko]

belated happy 4/13! they swapped glasses :3

[j0rrated]

canon lore is purely optional to me. I take it apart bit by bit and throw away everything i dont like. its like walking into a super market and staring at frozen ready meals just to turn the corner and grab the ingredients to do that meal my own way 

[ruinsmami]

do u ever just look at people and think fuck off

[mordhiobhail]

bffs

[skitpost]

in an ideal world i would’ve alternated the direction that they’re facing but i’m not good at thinking ahead so

beta kids

[lifcything]

onlynear‌:

lifcything replied to your post.

this

im being oppressed!! where is my girl!!!

GIVE ME A ROXY

[lifcything]

gclgcthasterrcr‌:

“Oh. Um… Righty ho.” That’s said with very little enthusiasm. His guilty conscience is getting the better of him at the moment. Who know burning some cookies could upset someone so much?

Well, he does as instructed. After a soft nod, Jake grabs some oven mitts to remove the tray and throw out the scorched sweets.

Jane turned her attention away as she started on the next batch. it wasn’t terribly long that a pang of guilt hit her. she shouldn’t snapped at him over cookies. she stopped mixing to turn her attention to him. 

“ Jake? “