live by the sword. die by the sword. fuck by the sword. amen ⚔

syd | she/they | over 18 | having a normal one fell into 1403 bohemia oops

[catgirl-kaiju]

party rock is in the house tonight

[cloudabserk]

project hail mary is awesome because how often do we get puppet yaoi. people are shipping famous movie star ryan gosling with a puppet. and thats sick as hell.

[talyris]

⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[eebie]

i wanna do brofist when you are around

[eebie]

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

[brothermoth]

Imagine being Pious Pavel in that fucking monastery and the guy you tried to poison just....tanks it. He goes eugh my tummy hurts and then nothing else happens because this guy has the stomach acid of a vulture. Rasputin assassin experience. Henry has the constitution of a roach and everyone finds this out the hard way. And then the next day he has the audacity to say "hey man did you poison me?" I would be livid.

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[localxenospores]

most inspired i have felt in weeks

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[billiamdoor]

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

[billiamdoor]

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

[toonzreblogs]

[suiine]

I just wanted to draw a knight doing a curtsy with a waffenrock....I lost control.