live by the sword. die by the sword. fuck by the sword. amen ⚔

syd | she/they | over 18 | having a normal one fell into 1403 bohemia oops

[catgirl-kaiju]

party rock is in the house tonight

[c3rvida3]

The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[dogpuppy]

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[homoeroticarson]

quit getting weaker with the squeaker and learn to expect more with a grand old boar

[skitpost]

my pathfinder campaign went on abrupt indefinite hold back in november but we might be starting up again soon so i'm back on my bullshit!!! the campaign's setting is based on early 1600s central europe, so i gave damian a historically-inspired redesign. featuring his two favorite people, his surprise baby sister and his ???boyfriend???

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know