since hobie is a anarchist and doesn’t believe in supporting big corporations i feel like he’s be big on natural hygiene products.
african soap (from the motherland herself)
sea moss ( extremly good for locs, skin etc.)
charcoal soap
yk? like he wouldn’t use body gels or anything like that unless the company was black owned, animal cruelty free, vegan. etc.
that’s why he shops at drug stores much more often . even if he is canonically famous he just rather support small businesses . and i do believe he love to give his money to charity.
hates “fast clothes” amazon, shien, temu.
makes his own clothes , thrifts or uses hand me downs .
yes , he uses that natural deodorant :(. you beg him to stop because you know it DOESNT WORK and he knew it didn’t work that well . he was just too stubborn to stop . but one day after a particularly hot day on a mission he came home and smelt himself . he had took a shower that morning too . he knew he had to abandon that’s natural deodorant . he sighed not wanting too pay for that stuff , so he simply didn’t . ifykwim.
realistically. if you were to be in any type of more than friends relationship w chishiya it'd for sure feel like and be like the song 'eventually' by tame impala😭
just want someone who makes him feel something tbh
chishiya literally feels like he has no real purpose and feels pretty empty about life
so someone who can make him feel alive is something hes looking for. a human connection
and you so happen to have that and a pretty face <3
and because of your personality you're 10x more beautiful in his eyes
if he were to be honest and raw about his feelings toward you its probably because you actually 'saw him' he would say. and not just him, the him under a million layers of him. the him he'd hidden with his 'i dont care' persona. but not to be cheesy, it was more like a relief.
he's never been this close to anyone before. so when he knew he had you. his only thought was like. 'dont lose them'
really his only purpose of living
he thinks its impossible to loved. even though hes kinda awkward with showing it, he cant believe that its possible for you to love him as much as he loves you.
you know the saying, 'they looked at them as if they hung the moon and stars' thats him but with you all the time. he treats you as if you blessed life into him.
you kinda did. he wasnt living before he met you.
he doesnt care if you're shy, loud, awkward. if you're able to treat him like a person, like not some fragile thing. like you're scared of him or like there is something about him that isnt right.
people have tried to talk to him casually but always tend to waver awkwardness. even if they didnt know it they were judging, and he knew that. he never care or had his feelings hurt. but it certainly didnt make him feel happy.
thats why he's so cool with kuina. she's loyal and is able to talk to him like any other person.
you guys met in a game and you might of gotten injured. he had learned your name and took note that kuina had mentioned you before. you were her 'best friend'. so he decided to take you in just for the night, this could have benefitted him.
he knew you were different. he knew you made him feel different.
when you're were able to genuinely laugh at his horrible, dry jokes. not because you didnt want to make thing awkward.
when you were able to talk back to him without being scared if he might act a certain way.
when you looked at him as if he was the only thing that mattered.
he was so starved from any type of love. he wanted to avoid you because the feeling was overwhelming but it was impossible.
when he was avoiding you it was impossible to not think of you. to not want to look over his shoulder and tell you his thoughts about the current situation, waiting for your chuckle of amusement then put in your two cents.
impossible to not wait for your snarky remarks when he said anything that deserved one.
impossible to not look for you in crowds.
impossible to not imagine you knocking on his door with a smile on your face ready to tell him whatever.
impossible to not look back on when your lips touched his for the first time, and how it made his heart skip a beat and his knee's weak. like he had become a new person or baptized with your love. like he was forgiven for every sin he might of made and god was giving him a chance for redemption. and that feeling was addictive.
it made his heart ache anytime he looked at you knowing he has clearly expressed he didnt want anything to do with you. how you looked at him with hurt eyes, eyes that could become one of disgust.
he loved the way you made him feel. he knew he could not lose you.
so when you were sitting on the rooftop on a awfully starry night he knew you'd be there.
he'd come up to the roof and say. "if you look close enough you can see the (your star sign) constellation."
you'd look back with not a look of disgust or anger as he expected but one that was quite blank. you would sigh. "i didnt know you were into that type of stuff, chishiya. i didnt even know you knew my zodiac."
he would stuff his hands in his pockets and tilt his head back, sighing in relief. you didnt seem totally pissed. he would walk toward you. "i guess i just kind of took note of it along the way."
you'd scan him up and down for a second, with a expression he couldn't tell. "cool." you'd say blankly and continue to look up at the stars.
"i appreciate the borderlands sometimes." he would speak up gazing up at the star which was painted beautifully.
you didnt want to entertain him, still pissed for the way he's been acting. acting as if he didnt act like you didnt exist. acting like that didnt break you heart. but shit. it's hard when its, him. you let out a long breath. "and why is that chishiya?" you sounded almost annoyed. but chishiya chuckle, he knew you couldnt resist him like how he couldnt resist you.
"because it shows you beautiful things like this. things you would never see and things you would never feel in the other world. without these sadistic games i guess. i wouldnt actually want to live." he would admit.
"so what? almost meeting death made you appreciate and value your life? i heard over a thousand people say that here and in the the other world. it's the effect of near death experience." you responded. he smiled at this.
"no." he would smirk taking a seat next to you. "because it forced me to meet someone whose made me feel alive." he turned his head toward you, slightly cringing at how vulnerable he's being around someone.
your heart skipped a beat the way he looked at you. you dont know why but you began to feel tears well up in your eyes. his soft smile immediately fell. oh god, what did he do?
"i.." he was at a loss for words. "why are you crying? um i'm sorry-?"
but he was startled when you started to laugh wiping your tears. "god i fucking hate feelings." you laughed even harder.
he was so fucking confused. "chishiya i really like you." you sniffled looking over at him. your knees to your chest. "i really really fucking like you. and maybe because we might die tomorrow and i have alcohol in my system but i might love you."
"...same" he said with a content smile. it may have been one word but for chishiya, you knew this was a big deal. as if a millions pounds of guilt and stress and bad memories have been lifted off him. he felt a joy he's never felt. like he wasn't in a world where you could die at any moment. he loved you.
and in a blink of an eye you attacked him in a hug, he had his arms behind him supporting him from falling onto his back. he supported himself up so he could wrap a single arm around you.
chishiya likes fleetwod mac, radiohead and his favorite song is sway by bic runga. he also can sing and play 'high and dry' by radiohead on guitar. this is so self indulgent but makes sm sense to me.
inaccurate chishiya headcanons bc i needa reread the manga after 6 years. warning. i will be letting LOOSE.
he can speak french fluently
can also play piano really well
was kinda a rebel in highschool ngl. not one of those class clowns and wasnt failing or anything but stand offish ofc. rebelled against his parents especially his dad and went out his way to upset him. wasnt even really enjoying it, just enjoyed messing with his dad.
as most asian parents are, they are very strict. so if chishiya did anything slightly feminine o lord. probably why he grew his hair out🫢
"you look like a girl" is something his dad would say obv upset but he wasnt phased. he knew he was hot shit anyways and enjoyed upsetting his dad once again.
as he matured he still wasnt fond of his father but respected him more. sometimes regrets putting his dad under so much stress, but knows he kinda (he did) deserve it
he likes soft rnb in any language. and also likes classical music. and soft rock on occasions.
he LOVVESS JUNK FOOD. big big sweet tooth.
big dark chocolate enthusiasts
hates loud animals. so he really only likes cats or reptiles.
owned a bearded dragon.
get him drunk. you'll have the greatest karaoke night of your life
YESSS IM BRINGING IT UP AGAIN. chishiya wears eyeliner in the show !! maybe its to give him the 'cat eye' look in the show or wtv but im taking this and rolling with it. wore it once too see how his dad would react but actually ended up making it a daily routine thing.
has a skin care routine. imma say this i think he cares about his looks. honestly. it's what makes manipulating people a little easier. like you wouldnt automatically be hypnotized just looking at him anyways? i think he has a skincare, hair care (he doesnt have time in the borderlands okay?) and all that routine. no shame either.
i think hes big on hygiene. hes just really hygienic i dont know why. cant go to sleep knowing he didnt brush his teeth.
i think he either has the craziest pain tolerance ever. BRO ATE 2 BULLETS LIKE IT NOTHING. like while he's cooking he may accidentally get a huge cut in his hand and he wont flinch. he'll just smirk and let out a small, "damn." and get to cleaning up his wound.
and you're just like???
plays guitar and likes to sing. i think he genuinely does like to sing. not around people obviously. but i think he has a soothing voice. you may catch him humming while he's doing something and its not bad at all.
when he needs to clear his mind he goes on walks and listens to music. he loves to walk at night while listening to music. leaving him with his thoughts.
i think he genuinely really likes music not gonna lie. he literally went out his way to make himself his own little radio. "he just didnt wanna be bothered" idc its my headcanon.
used to smoke cigarettes HEAVY when in highschool but didnt like how it was effecting his health and laid off in college, but probably carries around a pack js to take off the edge when needed.
did acid once while at a party (he didnt wanna be at but somehow got dragged in) and had that 'fuck it we ball' mindset for a second and had a horrible trip. never even thought of going near drugs again.
active drinker. he likes to get a little tipsy since he hates himself lol. if he's really a mess will down a bottle of wine like nothing.
had a matt in his hair that would not get out and got so frustrated he cut it off impulsively. lets say he wore a pony tail at all times for a little while.
he has a insane bed head when he's too tired to put his hair in a ponytail at night.
i feel like he was into archery. idk.
i also feel like he has an acquired humor. he crackes jokes alot more than you think just he's so monotone people dont get them. he cracks himself up guys. why do you think he's always smirking? he's the funniest person in the world in his head.
i feel like he has a deadly side eye. it's kinda hilarious to witness though. like if someone says something his side eye is so funny guys trust me.
i also feel like him and kuina talk so much shit. like when they're alone and a little tipsy omg its gossip girl in this bitch. or if they're sitting together js observing and someone does something crazy at the beach kuina is so quick to lean over and say something snarky and chishiya is so ready to add on.
"do you see her outfit?" "yup." "god her titties are bout to fall out." "i heard she used to hook up with hatter in the real world." "no way." "mhm."
LMMAOOO DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE WAS ITCHING TO TELL SOMEONE HE SAW THE COUPLE FUCKING IN THE CELLS.
ik ppl say chishiya doesn’t like physical affection but i think otherwise . i think it’d take AWWHILLE for him to even get in a relationship with a person in general . and a lot of trust has already been set up and he is sure that he is committed and comfortable with this person . do i think he’ll initiate i ? not often. but i think if his partner is affectionate he won’t push them off or feel uncomfortable. i think he’d just act like nothing happened and let it be tbh .
like if they js randomly lay on his shoulder he won’t freeze or his eyes won’t widen. his expression will probably stay neutral. maybe he’ll even wrap his arm around their shoulder casually. idk but that’s js me
"do you smell that too, or is the beach slowly frying my brain?"
you coughed roughly and jumped hiding the rolled up plant under the covers, and sliding the tray which had grinded weed and paper displayed onto it under the table. "the beach." you answered quickly, wiping the smoke away from you. you turned around--previously facing the window now looking at your boyfriend. "wait--shit, chishiya can you knock?! what if i was changing?"
chishiyas eyebrows furrowed at the sudden mood swing. "okay. but you're not." he nodded, a light chuckle leaving his lips.
"okay but what if i was?"
there was silence as you glared at him deeply and he looked at you with a judging expression. "y/n, weed seems to be making you more of a dumbass then usual."
you bit your lip. "i--what weed? me? no.." you glanced at him and the wall. "noo...no. i-do nothing of the sorts."
"nice rolling tray." he deadpanned and you gasped. bending your body down to look at the space between the floor and the bed. shit, you must've been panicking too hard and slid the tray too hard. the purple and blue marble like design peaking out from the other side.
you sat back up and got on your feet, sitting on your knees and resting your elbows on the mattress. clasping your hands together, "chishiya! please keep this between me and you. if word got out that i had weed--the whole world would come for me. shit--the militants may just take it for themselves."
he seemed oh so amused. your frown slowly became a pout as he sat on the edge of the bed. "why should i?"
your lips tightened. "...i'll." you trailed. "um..i will..."
he nodded his head signaling you too continue, "you will.."
"um. give you head?"
he deadpanned, then slightly frowned. frowned? more like a face of almost disgust. "calm n--you know what. hard very hard no."
you rolled your eyes. letting out a groan, "fine i'll give you like--2/5th's of my stash." you put yourself on the bed crawling too the center. "but if you're caught and someone ask--it wasnt me."
"i dont want your grass." he chuckled ever so lightly, eyeing you up and down. "and by the way you stink."
you clicked your tongue and put the joint you hid in your mouth, "you should try it sometime you dick. look at the way you act!" he grimaced at this--at you.
"act like what?" his tone was judging, a little harsh. sounded like a threat--as if you were to respond you'd get hurt. a rhetorical question.
"like a wannabe badass." you responded. "like a stick up the ass, emotionless, no pussy getti--hey!" he had snatched the joint out your hand. side eyeing you as he looked at the joint in his hand, holding it quite awkwardly. "you put it in your m-"
"i know what i'm doing." he chided at you and you bucked at him lightly. he held it like a cigarette and put it between his lips inhaling softly. immediately looking down to cough, covering his mouth with his arm. you smiled. he tried to mask his struggle, but all you could see is his face hiding in his arm, his hair curtaining him. and his shoulders going up and down.
"you let that shit hit your throat immediately." you laughed patting him on the back. "dont let me tell kuina about this."
he sat back up, putting his hair behind his ears and taking a deep breath. "i wont." he side eyed you with a intense look. licking his lips, he let out a light cough more smoke exiting his lips.
you giggled taking a drag, "next time. try to hold it in your mouth for a little bit, at your best ability inhale the smoke. then breath out." you then exhaled the smoke. he scanned you up and down again, but you simply smiled. "see, try it." he sighed as he took the plant from your hands. "remember--coughing is normal. doesn't mean you're not good at it or anything. it helps you enjoy the experience."
"stop babying me. i'm not clueless." he looked over at you and your jaw dropped a little bit.
"babe i'm not--just take a hit shuntaro." you sighed, resting your hand on your head. he may have been a stubborn dick. but you still loved him.
you knew he was against substance or any type of smoking. being a med student he does know the gritty details. and you knew he actually did feel the same way, if he was willing to do this with you. smoking can be so intimate.
he took a hit and did as you were told. calmly exhaling the smoke. he let out a hum. "i'm not getting used to that smell." he licked his teeth and passed you the joint. you smiled.
"used? you'd do this again?" you giggled a bit.
"depends." he said simply. you let out a little wiggle and took an excited hit. he watched you ghost the smoke. then taking another hit and passing it back to him.
"you high yet?"
"maybe." he said simply. he started to space off as he exhaled the smoke with a cough, staring at the joint.
"your fucking up the rotation. puff puff give, puff puff give..!" you scoffed snatching the joint from his hand. "fucking up the damn rotation."
"i dont speak stoner."
"eheh." you fake laughed. "damn, now i got the munchies." you shook your head. "go get some food." you frowned as he took the joint from your hands. before he put it in his mouth he uttered one word.
"no."
"shiya.." you grimaced. "i'd do that for you if you get the munchies? where's the love?" you dramatically laid on his shoulder.
"find it, and while you're at it get some food." he muttered. chuckling at himself. you groaned laying your head in his lap. "..maybe. after we're done. and when the beach is quiet. we can go on a walk."
"you think?"
"sure."
~
"if eve ate the apple. then...why do men have adams apples?" you still laid your head in chishiyas lap as he laid against the headboard, unknowingly stroking your hair.
"..because adam ate one too and it got stuck in his throat. duh." his voice was hoarse but had a silly tone too it.
"cant you just spit it out?"
"shut up. everyone had adams apples mens just so happens to be deeper because hormones, puberty etc." he explained.
"..no wonder." you hummed.
he smiled. "no wonder what?"
"yours isnt that prominent." you stated. his eyebrows furrowed and he looked down.
"pardon?" he swallowed lightly. confused slightly.
"well considering...how you look. i assume you havent hit-"
was reading shuri fics and listening to the weeknd right. but then russian roulette starts playing by red velvet and tell me why. shuri x k-pop!idol reader came to mind.
that shit is so cute to me.
like imagine like??
something abt that makes me so happy idk why
i don’t feel like writing someone write it pleaseeee🤭🤭
my gay ass was holdong back moans when i saw shuris fine ass on screen. everytime i had to dig my nails into my hands to not bust on my seat im not lying yall.
i have a deep feeling eddie was lowkey intimidated by billy. not scared but definitely felt a typa way anytime he was around. i was watching friday for the 900th time and was watching smokey try to protest against deebo and. js look.
eddie always hated bullies. and billy was no exception. well. well kinda?
"you speak to me like that again, i'll break you into two." billy threatened some nerd eddie had a mild connection with. damn. the metalhead thought walking to class with jeff.
"shit's sad." jeff hissed watching billy search the stranger for anything he wanted. "me personally, i'mma just mind my business."
eddie wouldnt say he was a good person though. because there he was, watching someone he'd consider a mutual be terrorized by some mullet wearing piece of shit like billy. "damn! that was my grandmas ring!"
"shut the fuck up before I do what i just said i would!" billy shouted pushing him against the locker. eddie and jeff equally hissed.
"hey wassup y-"
"shut the hell up Y/N!" eddie mildly shouted trying to watch what was happening a few feet away, loitering right by the mens bathroom. you made a stank face but hid behind your boyfriend and his friend, observing with them.
you frowned, "damn. thats fucked up."
"i should take this." and thats what billy did as the victim weeped. eddie clicked his tongue. eddie approached billy.
"man that's messed up, give him back his ring." eddie sighed walking even closer to the bully. only a few feet away from both the victim and suspect.
"what ring?" billy gritted through his teeth only inches away from eddie's face. eddie deadpanned and looked around with faux confusion, backing up with his steps.
"yeah, what ring?" he said walking backwards too the both of you. you and jeff both clicked your tongue looking over at eddie with a look of disappointment.
jeff shook his head and sighed. "should be ashamed of yourself." billy glared over at his victim first, then you three before walking away. the guy clicked his tooth.
"why didnt yall help me?" he gawked and you and jeff both looked away, you at the ground and jeff at the ceiling.
eddie turned around on his heel, "man, i'm high." he said with an aloof tone stepping into the restroom. you grabbed him by the collar dragging him back, "ah-! ah shit-!"
"that's really messed up! i wouldve helped either one of yall if you were in my shoes!"
jeff scoffed. "hey hey look! um.."
"spencer."
"spencer! what about that time he took eddie chain with his guitar pick on it!" jeff spoke up.
"yeah!" you joined.
eddie rubbed the back of his nape. "hey that was highkey very embarrassing dont mention that no more." eddie mumbled.
spencer stood there in silence, "that was different."
eddie groaned, "man, let me fight him! i got this!" he said proudly.
you scrunched your nose, "eddie go to take your piss!" you urged getting tired of his foolishness.
eddie continued too look into the distance, "baby, I got mind control over billy!" he laughed, you raised your eyebrow. "he be like, 'shut the fuck up,' i be quiet..." he nods licking his lips a bit, looking around for a quick second. "but when he leave.." he continued making all of you ready to hear what he has to say next. "I be talking again." he nodded so sure of himself.
"..screw this!" spencer weeped running stupidly to the mens bathroom making all 3 of you whip your head around.
"he's gonna cry in the stall." eddie predicted. and soon enough you heard a loud sound of snot. eddie smiled happily. "told yall, mind control."
am i the only one who HATES the, "eddie would name his child ozzy." that sounds like a dog name. be forreal. i am a metalhead i love ozzy but be so fr.
like the realest you ever been.
you'd name your child ozzy? that deadass sounds like a fucking dog name. also i get eddie is a metalhead but i promise you, us metalheads do NOT make everything revolve around that. i also understand we dont have alot of material for eddie's personality but..can we be honest with ourselves. and admit ozzy is a horrible name for a person.
"cmere ozzy!"
now be fr and say that doesnt sound like someone talking to their husky.
and out of ALL the names of iconic people in the metal scene, you use OZZY?? you can use:
