Life With Jitters

The strange antics of a very stupid shapeshifting alien. Based on true facts about the mod, Jitterbug Jive. 

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Yep that's right, I've had a little white mark on my tongue since birth that my mom was told was a birth mark! The dentist always asks about it.

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Kids are gross and do gross things but I can’t say I don’t still crave the cronch of dry spaghetti

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My brain is really dumb sometimes

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Not to be a special snowflake or anything but I have central heterochromatic hazel eyes which means they're gray/green but with a burst of brown in the center. Here is a dramatic photo

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Yep, it's weird. I close one eye and something gets blurry, but it switches between close things and far things being blurry or clear. Using both eyes makes my vision work mostly fine, though reading glasses can improve my reading. I also seem to have difficulty with depth perception, I have trouble with distance and size relative to things in perspective.                    

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It just feels nice

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Jitters gets the zoomies sometimes

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kids work in mysterious mystical ways I'm just amused that they seemed so excited that they were doing something naughty and it's just leaves

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A real argument from Jitters’ smolhood

Adult coming in and wrecking the entire argument to shreds

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all the time

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I have special needs and those needs happen to be a ritual for how I eat my lemons

I used to eat so many lemons that the dentist had to instruct me to stop eating them so much.

So yeah I don’t know where the phrase “go suck a lemon” came from but I am more than happy to suck all the sour fluids out of a lemon before eating its flesh.

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local stupid alien likes to drink water from canned beans, carrots, corn, and other assorted veggies

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Don’t judge me, microwaved corndogs suck and it takes too long to cook them in the oven

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currently have an orange problem i think

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Yeah that’s actually a thing

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I didn’t even realize I did this until @theclockworkpony pointed it out to me

This sometimes applies to other beverages as well but it’s mostly milk that I for some reason store in my cheeks like a chipmunk before swallowing.