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6 years being the harbinger of potatoes...no more thumb pads now. Shout out 2 pop for major tuber gains

It just occurred to me that lipstick protects from SCCs of the lip, because it's around SPF 8-10. Lipstick-lovers rejoice!

If it was social norm, I'd probably be wearing lipstick too now.

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There's a gap below my door - specifically, the flyscreen door.

My mum put ground chilli there to stop bugs coming in.

Tonight, we found 3 large cockroaches eating the ground chilli.

Okay buddy!

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Occupational health - is really cancerous I now have cancer.

-Herpus derpus, 2014. May the soul of Herpus the GP rest forever in peace.

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Procrastinating. I am procrastinating. Procrastinating.

Herpus Derpus, 2014

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speakyourtruthwithlove-deactiva

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg....

Hmm. First ticket!

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#youtube #billy joel #AHHHHHH #alrighty then

When you read "sorta" as "aorta"

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If you're on too much warfarin and you get a boner will it explode?

A medical student with an overactive imagination

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I don't understand people who can have one philosophy and yet are wilfully oblivious in living out, in certain methods, the very antithesis of their principles.

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