Lifeguard Problems @lifeguardprobs-blog - Tumblr Blog

"I just love getting hit on by old men," said no lifeguard ever.

Walk. ... Walk! ... WALK!!!

If anything sounds REMOTELY like thunder I am getting these kids out of the water.

"No, that wasn't an airplane. That was definitely thunder."

Oh you wanna swim in the 65 degree weather? Ok great. Let me just climb up in my chair in sweatpants and a sweatshirt for you.

Does anyone else get the urge to yell at kids who are running at a different pool when you're on vacation?

Slowtators. You know who you are. >:(

I love walking into stores looking like I wet myself because my suit is still wet under my clothes.

When you can't remember when the last time you showered.

It's okay, right, you'll get clean in the pool?

Dear kids,

Explain to me why you find it fun to float face down at the top of the water for as long as possible.

Lifeguard Problems