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Im like Akinator, but instead of being a super-genius genie I just have autism.

My underwhelming superpower is that I have no life

Maybe 2030 will be my year, cus I don’t have faith in the rest of the decade considering everything that’s happened.

Due to personal reasons, I feel I will end up following through with the “see you next year” joke.

The one thing you should all be aware of is I feel it’s best it starts on January 1st instead of December 31st

We always say “merry crisis” as a joke but having this mysterious illness again, I feel like I am having a merry crisis for real

The sickness has taken my willpower and now I must fuel myself with my rage alone.

You know what? I’m in a bad mood.

The game.

I can discern reality from fiction, but I just choose not to because its more fun that way

Why does snapping have a reload time?

How do I keep my viola in tune, you ask?

Well, I feed her human souls.

If your banana is red, im pretty sure its a chili pepper

Theoretically speaking, a disney princess would probably be able to give someone rabies if the animal actually works with her.

When traumatized, I may make owl sounds

It bugs me more than it should that this is a pentagon

Cackling like I’m evil and saying I’m unstoppable when in reality I’m just doing something I don’t want to do

You know what? All gendered pronouns are now gender neutral fuck you.

“Man” can now be used to refer to a woman

Petition to bring back the boston thing. We need it.

Put a gun to anyone’s head and they’ll agree headache is an emotion

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