What fresh hell is this

Resident at elsewhere U! You can call me Malachite, Mal, or whatever I guess.

[lungthief]

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

[wagahai-da]

i deserve to have a tail

[sapphiconoclast]

the fact that this has a tip button like a personal tail gofundme

[wagahai-da]

fund my HRT (Having a Real Tail)

[creekfiend]

[robotsexmonster]

Be the voice in your demon’s head criticizing everything it does.

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

i’m the inner demon now

[ashedsnow]

[useless-bisaster]

[teradoration]

Ultimate meet cute

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[kitmicks]

[coconutlimeverbena]

This is a laxative

[moss-eyes]

drinking this straight up undoes the effects of your baptism

[debelice]

Autumnal

[ralfmaximus]

“An old god comes.”

“What? No. That’s just a cold front. It’s Autumn.”

“Yes, one of the oldest gods of all.”

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[lionfloss]

Devil’s Tooth Guttation

[crows-and-roses]

@lifeoflizardatuni

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Hell yes!

[lifeoflizardatuni]

What's your name?

Well according to the bio you probably saw on the way in, you can call me Malachite, or Mal, or whatever I guess

[crows-and-roses]

Ah, you got this one too, then?

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Lol yeah, pf reblogged it tagged "worth a try" so

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Rainy days or fog?

FOG HELL YES

[paintedface-eu]

What do you love that hides in the fog?

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Lots of things hide in the fog and I love lots of things

[lifeoflizardatuni]

One of the things that I love that hides in the fog is paintedface!

[paintedface-eu]

Awwwwee

[lifeoflizardatuni]

[lifeoflizardatuni]

How’s the fam

We're doing great!

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Rainy days or fog?

FOG HELL YES

[paintedface-eu]

What do you love that hides in the fog?

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Lots of things hide in the fog and I love lots of things

[lifeoflizardatuni]

One of the things that I love that hides in the fog is paintedface!

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Oh, Mal, any tips on house-hunting in the EU area? I admit, I’m growing weary of apartments.

- Silver Thorn

Date a good neighbor who builds you a house in a little secluded area and then raise a kid there

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Rainy days or fog?

FOG HELL YES

[paintedface-eu]

What do you love that hides in the fog?

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Lots of things hide in the fog and I love lots of things

[lifeoflizardatuni]

What's the best gossip you've heard lately?

Gossip huh? I know a guy in cs club who's GREAT for gossip, maybe you should go ask him. He's somewhere in the wind probably

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Rainy days or fog?

FOG HELL YES

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Honey or jelly?

Depends on what kind for both. Strawberry rhubarb jam is going to be hard to best here I think, especially when my honey usually gets given to my honey ;)

[lifeoflizardatuni]

Where do you think you will be in a year? Five years? Related, what's your dream job?

Probably here to answer the first 2. My dream job...? That's a good question, it's changed but idk to what yet.