It's Helvetica Because I Heard Cool Kids Like It.

A Grant has never spoken a lie, He shall lie when he means to, only when it's necessary, and that is only when they want to charge you $3 for ice cream, because that's preposterous, run-on sentence.

[lifeunderashell]

Last Tumblr Post:

Human Nipples

[we-are-rogue]

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[met-egyptian-art]

Two finger amulet, Egyptian Art

Purchase, Fletcher Fund and The Guide Foundation Inc. Gift, 1966 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Glass, black-blue

[roseseafoam]

[glasg0wned]

[horhardaho-deactivated20180622]

[niuniente]

Black Cryptid

[heavenseveneleven]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

#it’s chicken’s cousin 

UP TO MYSTERIOUS CRYPTID ACTIVITY

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[sassenach-scot]

It’s not October but I can’t not reblog this

[dovewithscales]

This is a viable solution.

[nightmarejasmine]

HALLOWEEN!

[catchymemes]

[frontholemonologues-deactivated]

Is this my brother my brother and me

[rifleweeb]

[b33tl3b0y]

[setheverman]

hey guys i have taken over the official swedish twitter account @sweden for the week which means i am now legally the king and also prime minister of sweden (go there and interact with my tweets please i am begging you)

[setheverman]

[a-very-optimistic-realist]

He’s already starting wars

[setheverman]

[setheverman]

[chazelle]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Harvard? Never heard of her

[motivationsforlife]

Waterfall by Aaron Wu

[purpleorange]

Pink Diamond in Hanbok.

(you know…. rose of sharon is Korea’s national flower…and PD’s palanquin was found in Korea…..)

[setheverman]

hey guys i have taken over the official swedish twitter account @sweden for the week which means i am now legally the king and also prime minister of sweden (go there and interact with my tweets please i am begging you)

[setheverman]

[daily-garfield]

07/23/83

[marblepebble]

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

[corporateespionage]

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

[king-of-the-heel-deactivated201]

UR JOKING

[corporateespionage]

[regenerative-farming]

What the fuck

[reddyrabbit]

Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.

Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

[ftagn]

Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

no really what the fuck