the bling ring of tumblr

two girls who cant afford shit.questions or advice? go to our mail

[this-probably-aint-legal]

aiight listen up yall know what this is? its the internet and its gonna save our asses yet again this is google maps. go on, try it. google your fave lifting store. now scroll down to this lil beauty. this feature is for customers who wanna avoid crowds and go when there are less people in the store but seeing as how crowds are gr8 for blocking and concealing around the holidays, use this to your advantage. see when your store is busiest during the day, and go fuck all their shit up what i love about it is that it shows you average traffic through the WEEK not just TODAY. say u wanna hit up old navy on friday but its tuesday? no problemo. you can schedule ur hits based on the time of day. this is also cool because you can find out when a lot of people avoid the stores, so if you’re one of those people who feel comfortable lifting in a nearly-empty store, this will work for you too. (idk if anyone has tried this or knew about this feature, but its saved my ass a couple of times. yay internet)

[stealing-your-heart-blog]

You’re actually the best, this is a really cool thing! :)

[liftingspaceprincess]

This is a life saver.

[corvialitis-a]

Reblog if you’re perfectly fine with mutuals speaking to you through the new messaging system

[crawly]

im fine with everyone talking to me through this

[scntrx-deactivated20191108]

[candyfornia]

[monkeywiki]

“how old are you?”

“It’s a secret :3”

“aiight so either 12 or 40 got it”

[jasminepeach]

Rose Quartz Orb Necklace

$25.00

[vnznjin]

My biggest haul ever! ✯ Total: $227 Pacsun was so fucking easy, I found all the stuff I got from them untagged. I don’t know how or why, but I honestly don’t care because I still got them. Forever 21 was kinda hard since the dressing rooms were full and my impatient self was about to burst.. Then on the way home, I just stopped by CVS to get some cosmetics. I’m currently soooo happy and proud of myself! :D Method: Credit card (freeforshe)

[liftladychuu]

Script for Getting Out of A Store

So this is always what I do when I need a calm way to exit a store (works best if you’re at a mall). I know I always struggle with not bolting out of a store and acting sus so this helps me~ 

So after you’ve concealed everything, set an alarm on your phone for a minute or two, and make sure the alarm tone is something that sounds like a ringtone. The alarm will ring and slide to turn it off and hold it up to your face like you’re taking a phone call. Then I usually say something like this:

“Hey, yeah, are you done?”

*pause*

“Okay cool, I’m at [insert store here], want me to meet you?”

*pause*

(right here you’re going to want to start exiting the store)

“Yup yup, I’ll be right there. Okay I’m on my way.”

The important thing is not making the pauses sound super obvious and being able to smoothly start walking while in the middle of a conversation. Don’t look back, don’t stop, don’t fidget, and if you set off the towers just keep walking. SA seem to be more hesitant to stop you if you look like you’re busy. This seems like I pretty simple tip but I’ve seen plenty of people give the “fake a phone call” tip but sometimes it’s hard to think of a realistic sounding conversation while under pressure :)

[elratero-deactivated20160323]

Download the fake a call app it makes your screen even look like you’re getting a call.

[liftladychuu]

Ahh I didn’t even think of that, good tip!!

[lifterjeti]

Kohls and CVS haul from yesterday (: Lorac Pro Palette $42.00 Lorac Pro Matte Palette $28.00 The Balm, Balm Jovi Palette $39.50 Lorac Behind The Scenes Eye Primer x2 $42.00 The Balm, Balm Desert Bronzer/Blush $21.00 Professional Brush Cleaner $9.00 Graphic Tees x2 $56.00 CVS Elf Prism Eyeshadow $10.00 NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream x2 $12.00 NYX Matte Lipstick x2 $12.00 Total: $271.05 Sooo happy guys, this is actually my biggest haul and the only one I’ve posted. I finally got the Meet Matt(e) Nude palette yayyayaya.. and some other things for other people (:

[princessklepto]

OHM Y GOD

[luvlylifting]

GOALS AS FUCK

[isaidan]

[makeuphall]

Cute Overload!

[no-corners-deactivated20160918]

For the record

People stealing food/ necessities because they need to survive in our shithole of a government: Zero judgment, I’m incredibly sorry you’re in this situation, do what you need to do to survive.

People stealing designer clothes, makeup, perfume and shit because you don’t want to pay for it and you “enjoy the rush”: Also zero judgement. Stay safe and proceed.  

[shoplifty-deactivated20160111]

I seriously thought it was gonna be like “fuck off and die” at the end but im happy i was wrong

[highoffkaay-blog]

having a good heart fucks you up in this generation

[this-probably-aint-legal]

GUYS I JUST WENT ON A GROCERY HAUL FOR THE FIRST TIME AND NOW

NOW

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS MY ROOMMATE AND I HAVE ACTUAL FOOD

FOR WEEKS WE’VE BEEN LIVING OFF RICE AND PB&J AND CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE WALK-OUT METHOD WORKS FUCKING WONDERS THE DAMN SECURITY GUARD WAVED AT ME WHILE I WALKED OUT WITH OVER $200 WORTH OF FOOD AND WATER AND JUICE AND I EVEN SNUCK IN AN ICE CREAM OMFG

i think I’ll just cry of joy now because i slaughtered HEB

[uswrreeee0101919191919190101010]

[thecalliecocat]

WHERE’S THE LIE THO

[octo-sad]

so basically… To be a good man you should only be with one woman for your entire life? And if you’ve been with someone that’s disgusting? Ok.

[thecalliecocat]

dude. it’s a play-off of how people treat women by slut shaming them. see how ridiculous it sounds when they switch genders? then why is it that way for women. 

[themoonisfree]

👆🏾

[iamdarthvader]

That individual actually helped this post become better by showing how men perceive women in today’s society and their reactions towards oppression. Double standards are wild.

[zendayasauntiewig-deactivated20]

pls spread this and pray for the black students of mizzou tonight