Carpe Natem

Aidan // 🇰🇾 🇨🇦 // I still use this apparently? \\ // Don’t overthink shit. \\ 27 and burnt out

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[beingharsh]

oh no i accidentally bought us tickets to the jenny holzer roller coaster experience😦

[dogpuppy]

Obsessed with this guys face. If I could draw I’d draw him a thousand times

[want-to-be-called]

[important-cat-pics]

[warrior-of-storms]

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

[importantcatpics]

[dontbemeanmrbubz]

@kittybroker how much for this important document?

[highlandvalley]

(via Xユーザーのhorse dentistさん: 「babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter https://t.co/uy4aaxO72i」 / X)

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[official-linguistics-post]

official translation post

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[jaidspo-deactivated20250929]

politely reminding you to reclaim parts of you that are still attached to people you don't vibe with anymore by doing those things with new people or buying things that aren't linked to them or finding new things that have no connection to them. every time you take back a bit of your old life through mixing it with your new one, you reclaim it as yours. every time you find a new hobby, artist, song, routine, etc you become further disconnected from that past life. reclamation will guide you into your new self.

[dogpuppy]

[psychotic-gerard]

as a smoker one of the fastest way i dissuade people from smoking is i go you know how your headaches suck. imagine a permanent headache that slowly gets more and more expensive to cure and also you cant stop coughing in the middle of all of this. yeah? this sucks.

[psychotic-gerard]

i have said this before but end stage liver failure did not dissuade me from starting opiates. what dissuaded me was someone telling me "do you want to be itchy for the rest of your life? this is how you be itchy for the rest of your life."

[psychotic-gerard]

people in the tags keep bringing things that are terminal, and i need you to understand some thing critical here. people do not conceptualise what they've not experienced properly and the 'inconvenient' side-effects come faster, and are far more likely than the Big Scary Ones. "dont start cocaine because your liver will fail" -- means nothing to me, have never experienced liver failure, also it takes forever for me to get to that stage. "do you want to know what cocaine shits are" -- paying attention, do not alter my shits habits.

[probablyapinecone]

“meth will ruin your life” hard to imagine, that’s kinda vague. now slightly curious as to how it would ruin my life

“meth will make your fucking teeth fall out” that’s realistic. that’s annoying. that’s conceptual to the common mind. that’s the reason i plan to never do meth

[reddragdiva]

in which BBC Business Editor Robert Peston explains revolutionary socialism to a six-year-old

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household