Alysa Runs

A rider with a new running obsession and a healthier outlook on life I follow from my main, longgallop/alysarides

[swarnpert]

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

[mindy-fit]

[shorm]

This is supposed to be motivating, but mostly it just… comes off as slightly threatening.

Just do it. Run. Because of what’s out there. Right beHIND YOU DID YOU NOT HEAR ME RUN

[sorchaception]

[eldritchwyrm]

[heyitsnomystery-deactivated2017]

[thebeautyofher]

In the first layer of hell you have to show your parents your blog

In the second, your likes

[statexchmps]

[breastforce]

Shirt that needs to be made to piss off nerd boys if it hasn’t been done already:

"Yoko Ono is my favorite Beatle"

[captain-of-the-uss-jesski-blog]

Why do you wanna do something JUST to piss people off? Also, it wouldn’t JUST upset the”nerd guy” group but also the classic music enthusiasts, mid-aged people, and anyone who knows/likes the Beatles, so what’s your deal?

[steviemcfly]

Turns out you don’t even have to make the shirt.

[fuckyeahcrossfit]

[powerliftinglikewonderwoman-dea]

Hahaha

[xx-insatiable-xx]

[weloveshortvideos]

"Why don’t you brush your hair?"

[jenaebatman]

I WANT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD TO SEE THIS

[jxhn-mulaney]

the “tumblr mobile” starter pack

[dils-poltergeist]

tru

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

Is that what having an iPhone is like

[liftriderun]

cute names to call your partner

babe

babe 2: pig in the city

[do-not-touch-my-food]

Caramel Stuffed Snickerdoodles

[live-angel]

When Tumblr updates

Tumblr staff: *releases an update*

Tumblr users: …

Tumblr users:

[gogetfruitpunched]

Okay, but imagine if Tumblr mobile let you know when you got a fucking message instead of being a piece of shit and making me look like an asshole for blogging and not responding as if I’m ignoring everyone when really I’m just on my phone.

[contiguousness]

Sry can’t go out tonight my cat said no

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

So I’m not very tall (5’ 7”) and sometimes when I see posts where girls are talking shit about short guys and how much they all love tall guys, I feel a twinge of bitterness and think to myself, “I wonder what they’d do if guys all of a sudden started judging them for meaningless physical attributes that they can’t control??”

But then I realize and I’m like ohh, yeah, right, gotcha.

[hashtagloveloses]

THEY’RE EVOLVING

[warmbloodedbutch]

an important piece of advice for future parents:

don’t insult your kid’s weight

don’t insult your kid’s weight

don’t insult your kid’s weight

just don’t even comment on it

your kid is well aware of their weight

just don’t do it