Council Of Comedy

A blog filled with #dankmemes and other nerdy shit. feel free to DM me, this is a no judgement zone :)

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[functionalfixedness]

Reaction mechanism flash cards

[did-you-know]

There are libraries in Los Angeles that let kids read to pay off their late fees. Each hour a child spends reading at county-run libraries knocks $5 off their account. Library staff say at least 100 kids each week read away their debt, and 3,500 suspended accounts were cleared during the first 6 months of the program. Source Source 2

[sangriazouis]

attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.

[agentianlegend]

I don’t usually reblog these posts, but my best friend’s little brother recently committed suicide and it’s killing his whole family and ours. Please remember there are people who care about you, and you have so much potential in this life that you haven’t even realized yet. ❤️

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R.I.P. Chadwick Boseman. One hell of a cool dude. Here’s my favorite gif of him in remembrance:

[vine-blog]

Just listening to my tunes

[lightbulb-cuz-im-lit]

Tik tok: @libtrdthanoscar

[lightbulb-cuz-im-lit]

[puppetshell]

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING: “hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

[defiantbird]

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

[puppetshell]

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull

[vintar]

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

[argumate]

oops

[languageoclock]

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

[stele3]

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

[cursedimagez]

[lynxskulls]

It remembers what it once was

[createthefuckingchaos]

[2000ish]

[lightbulb-cuz-im-lit]

LMAO deadass that face

[angrybirdsmoviemoved-blog]

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem

[shadowofveils]

only if you show your work

[durbikins]

*sees an airplane at night* that’s a UFO

[sordidwhore-deactivated20190724]

the Feds reading my blog: why doesn’t she just do her homework on time

[ruinedchildhood]

When you get an answer wrong in class but answered with SO much  confidence

[jncos]

in the olden days people like me could become cave hermits or bog witches but the earth is too crowded now and cave/bog real estate is really high

[jncos]

this wasn’t meant to be relatable