In the Name of Lady Palutena

(Indie RP blog for Pit of Kid Icarus/Smash Bros. Please read rules and about before RP.)

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“...Do I have to? Are you sure this is the only way?”

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there is no lady palutena

only zuul

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lightheartedsoldier more like

brokenheartedsoldier

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He was so sure that they could do it, with their combined power, but...

Even if it was only for a few seconds before he got wiped out too, seeing Palutena die before his very eyes...

He doesn’t think he’s gonna be ok.

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Om nom nom.

                                                                                pwomo me.

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I haven’t felt this weird since I was a ring.

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“Ok, ok! I’m here!”

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"Pffft! I was just messing with you! And I didn't lie when I said it had a different meaning in English!"

“I can’t believe I fell for that.”

““No hard feelings, though! I’ll be the first to admit I don’t have the widest vocabulary.”

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And here comes the not-at-all-innocent little Pichu girl to enlighten Pit. "Okay, so fuck is a multimeaning word- it can be an expression of anger or dismay, but it also means sexual intercourse, which humans are obsessed with for some reason? Never understood."

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“Lady Palutena always said that humans are a lot like the gods...”

“...Wait, do you mean to say that Rich tricked me?”

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"Pit, I'm gonna teach you a new word! Fuck is a synonym for love!" Rich please-

“If that’s the case, why does everyone sound so angry when they say ‘fuck you’ to someone? Then again, Lady Palutena thinks Viridi likes me… and she yells at me a lot…”

“But hey, I’m glad the human law enforcement is getting a lot of love! What’s the phrase again? Fuck the police?”

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Oh Lord what have you done Rich.

“Yeah. But don’t say that, cuz it means something different in english.”

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“So... it’s a foreign word? Huh, ok. Come to think of it, people do often say ‘excuse my French’ before saying anything that uses that word...”

“Maybe I should see if Greninja has a trainer! I bet they know a lot of French, coming from the Pokemon world’s equivalent of France!”

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"Pit, I'm gonna teach you a new word! Fuck is a synonym for love!" Rich please-

“If that’s the case, why does everyone sound so angry when they say ‘fuck you’ to someone? Then again, Lady Palutena thinks Viridi likes me… and she yells at me a lot…”

“But hey, I’m glad the human law enforcement is getting a lot of love! What’s the phrase again? Fuck the police?”

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“Ok, ok! I’m awake!”

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“Guys, calm down, he’s just venting! Humans do that sometimes!”

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someheartlesslady:

bawk bawk

you delicious bitch

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Here’s Moody, being a dork as usual.

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two words

chicken legs

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in the words of Marty McFly

nobody calls me chicken.

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Here’s Moody, being a dork as usual.

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biologicalmadness:

“We were supposed to get donuts like 20 minutes agooooo.” Jackie sticks her tongue out. “Buy a jetpack!”

“And risk my wings catching fire again?” He whines. “Besides, other stuff kept happening!”

“Where’s the donut shop again?”