his favorite

i may or may not have an issue related to the indoraptor

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(insert desolate quote here)

---- rhykar head admin ---- hayle sub-admin; r.i.p ---- sometimes rhykar's alters join in

r e q u e s t s : c l o s e d

n a v i g a t i o n

---- dni ---- wip list (very irregularly updated) ---- etsy ---- ao3 ---- commissions ---- bleach masterlist -- character list ---- jujutsu kaisen masterlist -- character list ---- fallout masterlist (in progress) -- character list ---- soul eater masterlist (in progress) ---- blue exorcist masterlist (in progress) ---- luigi masterlist will not be linked

d o n o t r e q u e s t :

rape

inebriated consensual nonconsent (cnc)

incest

sexual harassment

graphic child abuse scenes/flashbacks

pedophilia

drugged sex

waste fetishes

weapon fetishes; we will write that if we feel like it, we are not ignorant booktok writers

---- will + won't write

© lightning-wyvern.

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yall fuckin 80s soviets can fuck off with ur hate for okroshka that shit literally just sounds like soup but cold.

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guys if you have cacti, spider plants, African violets, pothos, succulents, or monsteras of any sort. then get dry & cleaned eggshells and grind them into powder with Russian sage, oregano, and faassens catnip (nepeta faassenii) and grind them all together in a mortar & pestle and sprinkle dat shit on the topsoil

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do cats like... secretly want their front paws to be sat on?

because my orange cat, my youngest son, just watched me put up the toilet lid, lay my cheeks bare, and sit down, and chose to, in the small fraction of a minute it took me to sit down, perfectly time standing up on his hind legs and putting his two front paws on the seat of the toilet right where my left ass cheek touched down immediately after.

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cred :: alaskca

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i just got 2 new followers apparently so lets test them here's a hot take: not only is there a major difference between pedophiles and child predators, but pedophiles deserve involuntary treatment. predators, however, do not. predators deserve to be imprisoned for life.

(and product-tested on, in place of animals. bite me.)

pedophilia by itself is a recognized mental health disorder. there are people in the world who know they are attracted to children and are deeply, horrifically ashamed of this aspect of their identity. but most of these people are terrified to seek help, therapy or any other kind of treatment due to the widely placed uneducated bias against the entire WORD "pedophile".

CHILD PREDATORS, on the other hand, are pedophiles who know that they are pedophiles and are making the CONSCIOUS DECISION to act on their urges, even often knowing what would be done to them if they were found out.

mental health matters, not just the disorders you think are quirky or imitatable or romanticizable.

bite me.

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the x files is the coolest show I've ever seen in my entire life and I'm only on season one episode one

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MY CILANTRO IS SPROUTING

so is my pOTATO but I'm more excited that MY CILANTRO IS SPROUTING MY CILANTRO IS SPROUTING MY CILANTRO IS SPROUTING MY CILANTRO IS SPROUTING MY CILANTRO IS SPROUTING MY CILANTRO IS SPROUTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM A SUCCESSFUL COMMUNIST WAHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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reblog dis if you wanna be friends on Minecraft I'm bored idk

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i am 500% positive the Manchester pusher is a fully real organized crime plot of some sort and probably has to do with drugs

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i cannot be the only one that desperately wants to be a na'vi and thus has become a witch because it's the closest thing to it.

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are you still taking trent lane requests 👀

yes :DDD I genuinely haven't had a new request of any kind in a while my mental health took a raging dip and I stopped writing but I really wanna start up again !! feel free to send me somefink :3

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happy hot birthday groovy!!

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i would just like to acknowledge right fucking now that even MAGIC.

is infected with misogyny.

BUT

since magic is also

SUBJECTIVE AS FUCK TO THE INDIVIDUAL PRACTITIONER.

ive decided.

to switch them.

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fun fact: there is literal petroleum dye in brand pop tarts. red 40, yellow 5, yellow 6, and tertiary butylhydroquinone. IN ADDITIONNNNNUH. soy lecithin, and PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED OILS.

nature's path organic for the win bitch. the only ingredient of any real health concern in these is maltodextrin, but cinnamon, fenugreek seed and gymnema sylvestre will fight it damn well >:]

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cred :: mariana duque

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oh what's that? oh? you want something pretty/cool for ur outfits? jewelry? clothes? accessories? make it yourfuckingself. seriously. be a communist. just walk/bike/take a bus to the nearest craft store, buy (hell, even UNbuy) the shit to make what you want, and go home and fucking make it. it's cooler if you made it yourself anyways. more of a personal touch.