Don&#x27;t call me Zoom jr.

lightningfastkiller is now following you

Youknowwhattheysay. Karma’s a bitch

I’ve never been called a bitch before. -smiles teasingly-

Really? Ihave. MyunclesaysIcan’tkilleveryonethatsaysitwhichdudetotallysucksletmetellyou

-snorts- I guess if you take down a few the rest get the message.

You'd think. Butyouknow not everyone can be a genius likeme

lightningfastkiller is now following you

Even from these? *folds a blade out, grinning*

Probably. Never tried that before. But I have been shot before. Hurt like a bitch.

Dudeyeah. But I got speed healing. Tookcareofitquick. After the bullet was out andthathurtevenworse

I’m so jealous of that. I have to heal the long way. I could barely walk for almost a month after.

Hehemyuncletookcareoftheguythatdidit. *mimes drawing his blade across his throat* Clean off!

Heh. Lucky you. I had to take care of the guy myself. Crushed the jail he was in the other day. It was long overdue. -scowls a bit-

Youknowwhattheysay. Karma’s a bitch

I’ve never been called a bitch before. -smiles teasingly-

Really? Ihave. MyunclesaysIcan'tkilleveryonethatsaysitwhichdudetotallysucksletmetellyou

lightningfastkiller is now following you

Even from these? *folds a blade out, grinning*

Probably. Never tried that before. But I have been shot before. Hurt like a bitch.

Dudeyeah. But I got speed healing. Tookcareofitquick. After the bullet was out andthathurtevenworse

I’m so jealous of that. I have to heal the long way. I could barely walk for almost a month after.

Hehemyuncletookcareoftheguythatdidit. *mimes drawing his blade across his throat* Clean off!

Heh. Lucky you. I had to take care of the guy myself. Crushed the jail he was in the other day. It was long overdue. -scowls a bit-

Youknowwhattheysay. Karma's a bitch

lightningfastkiller is now following you

Even from these? *folds a blade out, grinning*

Probably. Never tried that before. But I have been shot before. Hurt like a bitch.

Dudeyeah. But I got speed healing. Tookcareofitquick. After the bullet was out andthathurtevenworse

I’m so jealous of that. I have to heal the long way. I could barely walk for almost a month after.

Hehemyuncletookcareoftheguythatdidit. *mimes drawing his blade across his throat* Clean off!

lightningfastkiller is now following you

Even from these? *folds a blade out, grinning*

Probably. Never tried that before. But I have been shot before. Hurt like a bitch.

Dudeyeah. But I got speed healing. Tookcareofitquick. After the bullet was out andthathurtevenworse

lightningfastkiller is now following you

That’s why speed is awesome. Youcanjustrunoutofcollapsingbuildings

That’s true. But I could still knock you on your ass if I wanted.

Couldnot

Could too. Have to ever tried running in an earthquake?

I’vetriedrunninginatornado

That’s not the same. I could literally take the ground out from under you if I wanted. I’ve fought with a speedster before. I know what I’m talking about.

Rob’sbeenteachingmeacrobatmoves. I bet I could take you

Bet you couldn’t.

BetIcouldknockyououtbeforethingsstartshaking

Doubt it. I can split the ground open faster than you can blink.

I can move almost at the speed of sound. I’mworkingonit

I’m pretty hard to take down, superspeed or not. I can take a hit.

Even from these? *folds a blade out, grinning*

lightningfastkiller is now following you

That’s why speed is awesome. Youcanjustrunoutofcollapsingbuildings

That’s true. But I could still knock you on your ass if I wanted.

Couldnot

Could too. Have to ever tried running in an earthquake?

I’vetriedrunninginatornado

That’s not the same. I could literally take the ground out from under you if I wanted. I’ve fought with a speedster before. I know what I’m talking about.

Rob’sbeenteachingmeacrobatmoves. I bet I could take you

Bet you couldn’t.

BetIcouldknockyououtbeforethingsstartshaking

Doubt it. I can split the ground open faster than you can blink.

I can move almost at the speed of sound. I'mworkingonit

lightningfastkiller is now following you

That’s why speed is awesome. Youcanjustrunoutofcollapsingbuildings

That’s true. But I could still knock you on your ass if I wanted.

Couldnot

Could too. Have to ever tried running in an earthquake?

I’vetriedrunninginatornado

That’s not the same. I could literally take the ground out from under you if I wanted. I’ve fought with a speedster before. I know what I’m talking about.

Rob’sbeenteachingmeacrobatmoves. I bet I could take you

Bet you couldn’t.

BetIcouldknockyououtbeforethingsstartshaking

lightningfastkiller is now following you

That’s why speed is awesome. Youcanjustrunoutofcollapsingbuildings

That’s true. But I could still knock you on your ass if I wanted.

Couldnot

Could too. Have to ever tried running in an earthquake?

I’vetriedrunninginatornado

That’s not the same. I could literally take the ground out from under you if I wanted. I’ve fought with a speedster before. I know what I’m talking about.

Rob'sbeenteachingmeacrobatmoves. I bet I could take you

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Shazam? Duuudefuglycostume

W-what? -hurt- Wally, why would you say that? So mean!

Uh becauseit'sthetruth? Red and yellow dude issonotcool. Go back to the black

#rp #captainbigredcheese

lightningfastkiller is now following you

That’s why speed is awesome. Youcanjustrunoutofcollapsingbuildings

That’s true. But I could still knock you on your ass if I wanted.

Couldnot

Could too. Have to ever tried running in an earthquake?

I'vetriedrunninginatornado

lightningfastkiller is now following you

More or less, yeah. It’s a pretty sweet deal.

Pffft yeah right.

Maybe a bit less convenient than superspeed but it’s great for making statements. Or destroying the shit out of buildings.

Yeahbutcrushingpeopleisn’tfun. I can make a statement just fine.

*grumbles* Whenpeoplegetmynameright

-shrugs- Depends on the people. Some people deserve it.

It’s not exactly a hard name to remember…

Don’tyouwanttogetupcloseanddoit? That’s why I like knives. I’mquickbutIgettoseeallthelittleemotions.

Tell that to everyone else!

Not really. Usually when I bring something down killing isn’t my main priority. But I know what it feels like to have a building collapse on you. It’s fucking terrifying and it hurts.

Guess some people are just stupid.

That’s why speed is awesome. Youcanjustrunoutofcollapsingbuildings

That’s true. But I could still knock you on your ass if I wanted.

Couldnot

lightningfastkiller is now following you

More or less, yeah. It’s a pretty sweet deal.

Pffft yeah right.

Maybe a bit less convenient than superspeed but it’s great for making statements. Or destroying the shit out of buildings.

Yeahbutcrushingpeopleisn’tfun. I can make a statement just fine.

*grumbles* Whenpeoplegetmynameright

-shrugs- Depends on the people. Some people deserve it.

It’s not exactly a hard name to remember…

Don’tyouwanttogetupcloseanddoit? That’s why I like knives. I’mquickbutIgettoseeallthelittleemotions.

Tell that to everyone else!

Not really. Usually when I bring something down killing isn’t my main priority. But I know what it feels like to have a building collapse on you. It’s fucking terrifying and it hurts.

Guess some people are just stupid.

That's why speed is awesome. Youcanjustrunoutofcollapsingbuildings