Brendon Small

[ICON: instagram.com/eddie.tb/?hl=en ] 

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“Hey, look at me, casually, walking away like action movie hero boy!”

An independently-portrayed ask/rp blog for Brendon Small from Home Movies. 

         i. Varied literacy

         ii. Crack/serious

         iii. SFW/NSFW

         iv. OC/crossover friendly

          v. Like and reblog?

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[TRIGGERS]

-Swearing

-Daddy issues

-Self-injurous stimming

-Self-deprecation 

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[DNI IF YOU ARE:] 

-Transphobic

-Homophobic

-Racist

-Pedophilic

-Someone who doesn’t respect xenogenders

-Someone who ships Mcguirk and Brendon

-Someone who ships Brendon with any adult character

-Are a lewd account 

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"Shannon said I have "Sonic the Hedgehog" hair and I can't stop thinking about it."

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“IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!”

[Oh, good Lord, who let him have so many cookies?]

[smallproductions]

(Hey, this is lights-camera-action, the other Brendon, but it won't let me send questions from that account, so I'm on anon. Just to let you know.) [He's tried, he really has, to willfully ignore the other Brendon, but acting like there isn't an alternate version of you walking around is easier said than done. He has to address this. He awkwardly approaches his counterpart.] "Uuh, hey... meeeee."

Hearing the door open, he gave a half-assed greeting, preoccupied with another phone call. But when he saw who walked into the store, he slowly hung up, watching his younger self approach him in disbelief.

"Hey...me.." he echoes him.

"I knew I needed to get more rest..."

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“Hiiiiiiiiiiii...”

[weak wave]

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[His dad and Linda have arrived, so he's resorted to locking himself in his room and hiding under the covers.]

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[texting Shannon]

"I'm honestly having a bad time right now."

[clepto-kid]

“What’s wrong?”

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“My dad’s coming over on Saturday.

He’s gonna be staying until after Christmas.” 

[clepto-kid]

“Don’t you like your dad?”

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“Yeah, but I hate my step-mom.

She’s the worst.”

[clepto-kid]

“Anything you want me to do?”

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“I don’t think there’s anything you can do.” 

[clepto-kid]

“Wanna come over and watch Christmas movies?”

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“Maybe.

I need some time to think.”

[clepto-kid]

“I’ll be here.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I know. Thank you.”

[clepto-kid]

“Of course.”

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“Maybe you can come by in an hour or so. My mom bought a paper snowflake kit. That might be fun.”

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[texting Shannon]

"I'm honestly having a bad time right now."

[clepto-kid]

“What’s wrong?”

[lights-camera-action]

“My dad’s coming over on Saturday.

He’s gonna be staying until after Christmas.” 

[clepto-kid]

“Don’t you like your dad?”

[lights-camera-action]

“Yeah, but I hate my step-mom.

She’s the worst.”

[clepto-kid]

“Anything you want me to do?”

[lights-camera-action]

“I don’t think there’s anything you can do.” 

[clepto-kid]

“Wanna come over and watch Christmas movies?”

[lights-camera-action]

“Maybe.

I need some time to think.”

[clepto-kid]

“I’ll be here.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I know. Thank you.”

[lights-camera-action]

[texting Shannon]

"I'm honestly having a bad time right now."

[clepto-kid]

“What’s wrong?”

[lights-camera-action]

“My dad’s coming over on Saturday.

He’s gonna be staying until after Christmas.” 

[clepto-kid]

“Don’t you like your dad?”

[lights-camera-action]

“Yeah, but I hate my step-mom.

She’s the worst.”

[clepto-kid]

“Anything you want me to do?”

[lights-camera-action]

“I don’t think there’s anything you can do.” 

[clepto-kid]

“Wanna come over and watch Christmas movies?”

[lights-camera-action]

“Maybe.

I need some time to think.”

[lights-camera-action]

[texting Shannon]

"I'm honestly having a bad time right now."

[clepto-kid]

“What’s wrong?”

[lights-camera-action]

“My dad’s coming over on Saturday.

He’s gonna be staying until after Christmas.” 

[clepto-kid]

“Don’t you like your dad?”

[lights-camera-action]

“Yeah, but I hate my step-mom.

She’s the worst.”

[clepto-kid]

“Anything you want me to do?”

[lights-camera-action]

“I don’t think there’s anything you can do.” 

[lights-camera-action]

[texting Shannon]

"I'm honestly having a bad time right now."

[clepto-kid]

“What’s wrong?”

[lights-camera-action]

“My dad’s coming over on Saturday.

He’s gonna be staying until after Christmas.” 

[clepto-kid]

“Don’t you like your dad?”

[lights-camera-action]

“Yeah, but I hate my step-mom.

She’s the worst.”

[lights-camera-action]

[texting Shannon]

"I'm honestly having a bad time right now."

[clepto-kid]

“What’s wrong?”

[lights-camera-action]

“My dad’s coming over on Saturday.

He’s gonna be staying until after Christmas.” 

[lights-camera-action]

[texting Shannon]

"I'm honestly having a bad time right now."

[lights-camera-action]

[Yeah, his afternoon is ruined now.

His dad called to remind him that he's visiting for the holidays...

and bringing Linda with him.]

[clepto-kid]

[He finally picks up the phone, waiting for it to finish ringing.]

“…Brendon?”

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“Oh, God-” 

[clepto-kid]

“Don’t hang up!

Please…”

[lights-camera-action]

“I don’t want to talk to you!”

[clepto-kid]

“I know!

I know…

You can hang up, but I just want you to hear me say that I’m sorry.” 

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“…Why don’t you want to stay over?

Am I moving too fast?

Do you- do you think I’m annoying?” 

[clepto-kid]

“Annoying?! 

No! No, no, no!

Brendon, I have so much fun when I’m with you!” 

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“So why did you say no?”

[clepto-kid]

“My family is Christian- they’re super traditional. 

If my mom found out I was going to stay over at your house, she’d get really mad.

I don’t know what she’d do to me.” 

[lights-camera-action]

“Oh, crap.

I had no idea.”

[clepto-kid]

“I didn’t tell you.

I didn’t want you to be worried about me.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I have the right to be worried about you!

I’m your boyfriend!”

[clepto-kid]

“You’re right.” 

[That’s the first time Brendon called them “boyfriends.”]

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“Maybe my mom can talk to your mom.”

[clepto-kid]

“Yeah- that could work.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I want this to work out.”

[clepto-kid]

“Me, too. So, uh… “boyfriends?””

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“…I, uh, yeah? I mean, what else would you call us? We are boyfriends, aren’t we?”

[clepto-kid]

“You’ve never said it before.”

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“Do you like it?”

[clepto-kid]

“I love it.”

[lights-camera-action]

“Wanna see the house I built in Minecraft?”

[clepto-kid]

“Send me a picture!”

[lights-camera-action]

“Okay! Why, wanna join my server tomorrow?”

[clepto-kid]

[He finally picks up the phone, waiting for it to finish ringing.]

“…Brendon?”

[lights-camera-action]

“Oh, God-” 

[clepto-kid]

“Don’t hang up!

Please…”

[lights-camera-action]

“I don’t want to talk to you!”

[clepto-kid]

“I know!

I know…

You can hang up, but I just want you to hear me say that I’m sorry.” 

[lights-camera-action]

“…Why don’t you want to stay over?

Am I moving too fast?

Do you- do you think I’m annoying?” 

[clepto-kid]

“Annoying?! 

No! No, no, no!

Brendon, I have so much fun when I’m with you!” 

[lights-camera-action]

“So why did you say no?”

[clepto-kid]

“My family is Christian- they’re super traditional. 

If my mom found out I was going to stay over at your house, she’d get really mad.

I don’t know what she’d do to me.” 

[lights-camera-action]

“Oh, crap.

I had no idea.”

[clepto-kid]

“I didn’t tell you.

I didn’t want you to be worried about me.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I have the right to be worried about you!

I’m your boyfriend!”

[clepto-kid]

“You’re right.” 

[That’s the first time Brendon called them “boyfriends.”]

[lights-camera-action]

“Maybe my mom can talk to your mom.”

[clepto-kid]

“Yeah- that could work.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I want this to work out.”

[clepto-kid]

“Me, too. So, uh… “boyfriends?””

[lights-camera-action]

“…I, uh, yeah? I mean, what else would you call us? We are boyfriends, aren’t we?”

[clepto-kid]

“You’ve never said it before.”

[lights-camera-action]

“Do you like it?”

[clepto-kid]

“I love it.”

[lights-camera-action]

“Wanna see the house I built in Minecraft?”

[clepto-kid]

[He finally picks up the phone, waiting for it to finish ringing.]

“…Brendon?”

[lights-camera-action]

“Oh, God-” 

[clepto-kid]

“Don’t hang up!

Please…”

[lights-camera-action]

“I don’t want to talk to you!”

[clepto-kid]

“I know!

I know…

You can hang up, but I just want you to hear me say that I’m sorry.” 

[lights-camera-action]

“…Why don’t you want to stay over?

Am I moving too fast?

Do you- do you think I’m annoying?” 

[clepto-kid]

“Annoying?! 

No! No, no, no!

Brendon, I have so much fun when I’m with you!” 

[lights-camera-action]

“So why did you say no?”

[clepto-kid]

“My family is Christian- they’re super traditional. 

If my mom found out I was going to stay over at your house, she’d get really mad.

I don’t know what she’d do to me.” 

[lights-camera-action]

“Oh, crap.

I had no idea.”

[clepto-kid]

“I didn’t tell you.

I didn’t want you to be worried about me.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I have the right to be worried about you!

I’m your boyfriend!”

[clepto-kid]

“You’re right.” 

[That’s the first time Brendon called them “boyfriends.”]

[lights-camera-action]

“Maybe my mom can talk to your mom.”

[clepto-kid]

“Yeah- that could work.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I want this to work out.”

[clepto-kid]

“Me, too. So, uh… “boyfriends?””

[lights-camera-action]

“…I, uh, yeah? I mean, what else would you call us? We are boyfriends, aren’t we?”

[clepto-kid]

“You’ve never said it before.”

[lights-camera-action]

“Do you like it?”

[clepto-kid]

[He finally picks up the phone, waiting for it to finish ringing.]

". . .Brendon?"

[lights-camera-action]

“Oh, God-” 

[clepto-kid]

“Don’t hang up!

Please...”

[lights-camera-action]

“I don’t want to talk to you!”

[clepto-kid]

“I know!

I know...

You can hang up, but I just want you to hear me say that I’m sorry.” 

[lights-camera-action]

“. . .Why don’t you want to stay over?

Am I moving too fast?

Do you- do you think I’m annoying?” 

[clepto-kid]

“Annoying?! 

No! No, no, no!

Brendon, I have so much fun when I’m with you!” 

[lights-camera-action]

“So why did you say no?”

[clepto-kid]

“My family is Christian- they’re super traditional. 

If my mom found out I was going to stay over at your house, she’d get really mad.

I don’t know what she’d do to me.” 

[lights-camera-action]

“Oh, crap.

I had no idea.”

[clepto-kid]

“I didn’t tell you.

I didn’t want you to be worried about me.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I have the right to be worried about you!

I’m your boyfriend!”

[clepto-kid]

“You’re right.” 

[That’s the first time Brendon called them “boyfriends.”]

[lights-camera-action]

“Maybe my mom can talk to your mom.”

[clepto-kid]

“Yeah- that could work.”

[lights-camera-action]

“I want this to work out.”

[clepto-kid]

“Me, too. So, uh... “boyfriends?””

[lights-camera-action]

“. . .I, uh, yeah? I mean, what else would you call us? We are boyfriends, aren’t we?”