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My dad: I just met the guy who makes the shoes for the sea urchins
Me: ...you mean the street urchins?
My dad: same thing
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Me: what part are you at in Words of Radiance?
My dad: I just met the guy who makes the shoes for the sea urchins
Me: ...you mean the street urchins?
My dad: same thing
PATTERN IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST BOI??? The first thing he does when he has arms again is HUG?? I just can’t,
For some reason this reminds me of how people of a certain Heightening can perfectly hear sounds and see colors. I wonder if a person with enough investiture could “hear” the equations in the names the way Cryptics can
My brain is already broken and all I did was open the book
Sorry I’ve been AWAL for like 2 weeks, I’ve been busy and stressed with school (quarantine college sucks ASS) and now I might as well stay AWAL until I finish Rhythm of War to avoid spoilers 😂
However I just wanted to pop in real quick cuz this bit from Brandon’s newsletter is a mood:
I’m pretty sure chapter 12 was everyone’s favorite chapter Mr Sanderson, it healed our wounds and blessed our crops
Sorry I’m not dead I’ve just been busy, BUT IM BRIEFLY POSTING BECAUSE I JUST HEARD ABOUT CANON ACE JASNAH??? HOLY FUCK EXPECT MORE POSTS ABOUT THIS AS SOON AS I CAN
Yeah, November 17, the day RoW is coming out, is a Tuesday.
RHYTHM OF WAR: THE FINAL TUESDAY
YALL!!! OFFICIAL ART FOR NALE AND CHANARANACH
ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN PAILIAH AND KALAK BECAUSE HOLY SHIT
I would die for Chana and Pailiah???
its always good to include Warbreaker in your Stormlight rereads for many reasons but mostly because you get reminded just how many times Vivenna is utterly disgusted by seafood in general but especially shellfish in that book and you can understand how much she must suffer on Roshar
HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS DETAIL IT MAKES EVERYTHING 1000 TIMES FUNNIER
calm down kings, sanderson is clearly straightbaiting the straight jasnah clowns and he managed to pick the absolute funniest person to do it with
Thinking of the parellels 👀 to the listeners 👀👀👀
I am SO here for the extreme Chaotic Good power team of Jasnah and Hoid
Also I can’t believe Navani seriously thinks they’re dating when OBVIOUSLY Jasnah kidnapped him for his cosmere knowledge and he went along with it because his spider sense for Opportunities™️ lit up and also because mlm/wlm solidarity
But seriously, I read that as a setup for Jasnah having to tell her mom that she ain’t straight
One does not simply read Sanderson’s books, one converts to Sandersonism.
H e k n o w s ?????
I REALLY HOPE THAT HE JUST KNOWS CUZ OF GOSSIP, BECAUSE IF THE ONE YEAR TIME GAP ROBBED US OF THE REUNION I WILL PERISH
OKAY Brandon’s annotations say he doesn’t know for sure so we can still get that juicy reunion
I was distracted by Vasher so I totally forgot about this until now
It’s like, 1am so my brain is too tired to figure out the realmatics of all this but it sure is Cool
Since dalinar is now essentially just a walking shard pool, im fully expecting worldhoppers to just start appearing all over the place and im so fucking for it
Worldhoppers trying to calculate where Dalinar will fight next so they can swan dive through the perpendicularity:
But also:
Dalinar: *in the middle of a crucial battle, summons Perpendicularity at key moment*
Random worldhopper: *pops out*
Dalinar: ?!?!?!?!
Random Worldhopper: Oh, don't mind me, just passing through, carry on! *Scampers off*
Bonus points if the random worldhopper is Vivenna because she didn’t want to walk to the Horneater Peaks and she scampers off to beat up Vasher
Since dalinar is now essentially just a walking shard pool, im fully expecting worldhoppers to just start appearing all over the place and im so fucking for it
Worldhoppers trying to calculate where Dalinar will fight next so they can swan dive through the perpendicularity: