May 14, 2022
@misalover69 how would you feel if @lightyagamidespiser and i made out? quite frankly, i believe it would be repulsive. due to that belief, i will be breaking up with you for a brief period of time, in order to scientifically test my hypothesis. of course, i’ll get back together with you once my experiment is over. what can i say, a man of science. i’m a good guy, and i don’t want a lack of faith to result in a stain on my record. however, i’m also a man of science, and believe that every last belief i have deserves to be tested meticulously through a series of tests.
