&&〖 ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅɪʀᴛ. 〗

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MISCELLANEOUS DISNEY QUOTE MEME

❛ Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them. ❜

❛ Do I have sparkling sapphire eyes that dazzle too? ❜

❛ The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability. ❜

❛ You are braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. ❜

❛ Who’s to say I won’t live forever? ❜

❛ Is there any chance that I’m going to get super-strength in my hand? Because I’m not going to lie. That would be stupendous. ❜

❛ Man has always learned from the past. After all, you can’t learn history in reverse! ❜

❛ We mustn’t lurk in doorways. It’s rude. ❜

❛ Well, some people use their imagination. ❜

❛ My little baby, out to destroy people! ❜

❛ Who disturbs my slumber? ❜

❛ Who are you and how did you find me? ❜

❛ I warned you never to come here! ❜

❛ Shut the window. That bird is giving me a headache. ❜

❛ Teenagers. They think they know everything. ❜

❛ Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us. ❜

❛ This? I’ve gotten out of worse scrapes than this. Can’t think of anything right now, but. ❜

❛ We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew. ❜

❛ Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it. ❜

❛ No, look harder. ❜

❛ What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? ❜

❛ You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us? ❜

❛ Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled. ❜

❛ Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that day? ❜

❛ Didn’t your parents ever warn you about strangers? ❜

❛ Oh, he’s so handsome. Just like his reward posters. ❜

❛ It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law. ❜

❛ Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That’s a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it. ❜

❛ Merciful heavens! ❜

❛ Not to change the subject, but, um… ever chased chickens? ❜

❛ Just keep swimming. ❜

❛ Fish are friends, not food. ❜

❛ ‘Cause we were like, “woaaaah!”, and I was like, “woaaaah.” and you were like, “woaaahh…” ❜

❛ And-and I look at you, and I… and I’m home. ❜

❛ But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves. ❜

❛ Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw! ❜

❛ I’m sorry I bit you… and pulled your hair… and punched you in the face… ❜

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this groupverse is now open for posting! so feel free to post opens && stuff to just kick this thing off!

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                                   ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ．．．

it’s the city where dreams happen, where aspiring young people can take their places among the stars or be swept away by failure’s calamitous current. it all depends on who you know, how you look, and, most importantly, how far you’re willing to go to get what you want. dozens of upcoming actors, filmmakers, musicians, tabloid reporters and dancers amass in tinseltown to make this city the hotbed of partying, ambition, sex and scandal it is today. there’s only one question:

              ＤＯ  ＹＯＵ  ＨＡＶＥ  ＷＨＡＴ  ＩＴ  ＴＡＫＥＳ？

RULES:

☆ ic drama is to be expected considering we’re dealing with a bunch of aspiring superstars desperate for fame, but ooc drama isn’t cool. ☆ no double characters/fcs unless a twinverse or something similar is plotted out beforehand, please. ☆ if two of the same characters apply, i’ll see if a twinverse can be plotted and, if not, i’ll choose who gets in based on the effort put into the application and who applied first. ☆ characters from all fandoms can join, as well as original characters. ☆ make sure you’re tracking the verse tag ! ☆ if you’re having trouble deciding what hollywood profession your muse wants, you can check this list for ideas ! ☆ once accepted, make sure to promote the verse by reblogging this post ! ☆ and finally, although this must sound super cheesy, have fun !  there’s plenty of interesting plots and drama that can happen in a setting like this, and i’m sure wonderful writers like you guys will make the most of them !

APPLICATIONS: submit these to me here. * = required

*mun’s name / age: ( you don’t have to reveal your age if you’re uncomfortable ) *character’s name / alias(es): ( both their legal name and any nicknames they have ) *character’s age / birthday: ( for their birth year, just subtract their age from 2014 ) *character’s faceclaim: ( self explanatory… just the name of their fc ) *hollywood career they aspire for: ( if you can’t think of one, there’s a few here ) genres they’re interested in: ( eg. what genre of movies they want to act in ) description: ( just a few details about them, like their personality and morals ) backstory: ( some information on their earlier life, what made them want a career in show business, what kind of education they’ve had )

CHARACTERS:

john murphy ( richard harmon fc ) — filmmaker — BIO raven reyes ( lindsey morgan fc ) — musician — BIO clarke griffin ( eliza taylor fc ) — director — BIO bellamy blake ( bob morley fc ) — guitarist — BIO allison argent ( crystal reed fc ) — actress — BIO cassandrea constantine ( ashley moore fc ) — actress — BIO tea starr ( alicia silverstone fc ) — filmmaker — BIO alice merriweather ( alie krieger fc ) — reporter — BIO xaphan germanicus ( jay baruchel fc ) — musician — BIO octavia blake ( marie avgeropoulos fc ) — photojournalist — BIO eva jenson ( nicola peltz fc )— stunt double — BIO

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*mun’s name / age: Anna / 23 *character’s name / alias(es): Octavia Blake *character’s age / birthday: 19 / October 30th, 1995 *character’s faceclaim: Marie Avgeropoulos *hollywood career they aspire for: photojournalist. description: a little rough around the edges but she likes to have fun. she’s strong willed and highly determined. Hollywood brings out her competitive nature and drive to prove others wrong. backstory: Octavia had a rough and sheltered upbringing, left mostly in the care of her older brother. Still, she blossomed into a strong and independent woman. She uses photography as a creative outlet where others would speak of their feelings. Octavia aspires to tell stories with her photos, so much so, she’s willing to leave her brother behind temporarily to live in the great and intimidating Hollywood. 

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*mun’s name / age: giuliana or may *character’s name / alias(es): eva jenson *character’s age / birthday: 20, january 29, 1995 *character’s faceclaim: nicola peltz *hollywood career they aspire for: stunt double genres they’re interested in: action, sci-fi, ec. description: eva isn’t open to many people. sure, she’ll make new friends and build relationships, but getting her to actually trust you is the hard part. in her life, no one has ever stayed, save for her brother. because of this, being social and open is not something she’s great at. though she may not seem friendly at first, she would do anything for those she is loyal to. backstory:    moving around was always something eva was used to. her brother and her were left in foster care when her mother died giving birth to her. being in foster care, she never really built close relationships with anyone except for her brother. cian is however, is the complete opposite, he was always loud and friendly. everyone loved him. his genuine personality and social skills is what made him the perfect manager.    martial arts always intrigued her, she always managed to sign up at an academy when the homes became longer than a couple of months. after all the years, she got good at it. hell, she got great. by the age of fourteen, she had black belts in both karate and tae kwon do.    her brother begged her to become a stunt double, mainly because he knew she could be one. she gave in and did her first film, a short film that resulted in her fame.      now, she officially calls herself a stunt double and hopes and dreams to become something her mother would be proud of.

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found a nail polish that suits me perfectly

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The 100  +  Wolf Pupy Tweets: John Murphy Special Pt. 2 | Pt. 1

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✕︙ ❝ BAD HUMOR. ❞

    “No, no, guess again.”

            ‘ fuck that, you tell me. 

                      ————— it’s your joke,                               i’m not doing all the work. ’

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✕︙ ❝ BAD HUMOR. ❞

      “How do you know when a triyon has lost his weapon?”     She’s proud of this one. She made it up herself.

                         the answer, to him, is obvious.

                                          ‘ ——— when i’m holding one? ’

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dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

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                                                    — — — — — — — —  i  got  so  down                                            i held the WORLD for ransom

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“Fuckin’ piece of shit. Fuck you! Fuck.”

whiplash sentence meme || ACCEPTING

                      ‘ i don’t think YELLING at it will make it WORK. ’ 

                      he couldn’t help but make a snide remark, even                       though it would probably get him kicked out of                       her workshop. 

                      ‘ ——— you didn’t warn me that the mechanical                         process involved so much SWEARING. ’

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whiplash sentence meme.

“Not my tempo.”

“You’re rushing.”

“Dragging just a hair.”

“Try me, you fuckin’ weasel.”

“I don’t understand you.”

“Milk the cunt!”

“I’ll cue you!”

“You’re done.”

“I’m here for a reason.”

“I wanna be one of the greats.”

“I can still fuckin’ see you, Mini Me.”

“You’re a dumb fuck, a dumb fuck!”

“God, you are a self-righteous prick.”

“You think I’m fucking stupid? I know it was you.”

“Fuckin’ piece of shit. Fuck you! Fuck.”

“Oh my dear god. Are you one of those single tear people?”

“Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head?”

“Hey, fuck off, Johnny Utah! Turn my pages, bitch!”

“Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!” 

“That is not your boyfriend’s dick, do not come early.”]

“Yeah, I guess maybe you don’t have it.”

“Glad you could fit us into your busy schedule, Darling.”

“You got 10 minutes, you fuckin’ pathetic pansy-ass fruit fuck.”

“What the fuck are you looking for? There’s no pot of gold down there.”

“When did you become a fucking expert on what I can or can not do, you fucking weepy-willow shit sack?”

“I was there to push people beyond what’s expected of them.”

“Dying broke and drunk and full of heroin at the age of 34 is not exactly my idea of success.”

“I’d rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.”

“There are no two words in the English language more harmful than ‘good job’.” 

“But I tried. I actually fucking tried. And that’s more than most people ever do.”