critical role c2e4-5 starters
a collection of sentence starters from campaign two of critical role, ranging from silly to more serious ones!! feel free to change pronouns at will, or mash some together for different meanings!!
❝ I know, dear. You've been through a bit. ❞ ❝ We'll try really hard to not let you see us. ❞ ❝ We just need to take care of each other. ❞ ❝ Sorry for choking you with my stick. ❞ ❝ Thank you! I would kiss you if I could. ❞ ❝ There's nothing wrong with being alone. ❞ ❝ Thought I was doing you a favor by leaving. ❞ ❝ He made me look like an asshole. ❞ ❝ Fuck, maybe I'm an asshole. ❞ ❝ Maybe you're an asshole. ❞ ❝ You probably are an asshole. That's all right, because so am I. ❞ ❝ Sometimes you need someone to be an asshole to get shit done. ❞ ❝ Oh god, I'm sorry. I have this burn in my butt from all the smoke you just blew up my ass. ❞ ❝ Is that what I have to look forward to? ❞ ❝ I kind of want to fucking punch you back. ❞ ❝ Why are you doing this? Why me? ❞ ❝ I don't know if that bone's supposed to be sticking out of that part. ❞ ❝ What happened to you? ❞ ❝ Is this one of those dreams where nobody has their clothes on? ❞ ❝ I'm not a hero. It's more like a vigilante. ❞ ❝ We are totally coming back and not leaving on our own undercover. ❞ ❝ I'll try anything once. ❞ ❝ I'm not going to kill you. ❞ ❝ I love flowers, did you get me any? ❞ ❝ I wouldn't say I won, because I lost. ❞ ❝ These donuts are not that old. ❞ ❝ I'm flexible, but not that flexible. ❞ ❝ I'm pretty flexible. ❞ ❝ I don't want to rob you of the joy of climbing a tree. ❞ ❝ I've never climbed a tree before. ❞ ❝ Have you ever seen an unicorn? ❞ ❝ What is it like being in your head? ❞ ❝ Oh, I'm so proud of you! ❞ ❝ We need to calm down and go back to bed. ❞ ❝ I thought we were all going to die. ❞ ❝ You want to go cow-tipping, don't you? ❞ ❝ It's vaguely what I imagine a buffalo would look like. ❞ ❝ You taste like a seaman. ❞ ❝ I had a dream, I'm sorry. A vivid one. ❞ ❝ I'll be fine, really. ❞ ❝ Are there benefits to pickling your weapons? ❞ ❝ I do like pickles. ❞ ❝ I'm trying to be as forthright as I can. ❞ ❝ I'm good at figuring things out. I'm clever. ❞ ❝ Do you think you're slowly turning into water? ❞ ❝ I hadn't considered that terrifying thought, but thanks. ❞ ❝ I don't really remember my dreams all that well. ❞ ❝ You just hurt them until they die. ❞ ❝ I feel really bad for saying that out loud. ❞ ❝ I'm going to sit, and sip this, and grin, and very silently have a mild nervous breakdown about what just went down. ❞








