Whatever I Want... Everything 😄

Mostly reblogging things my friends reblog and whatever else I find funny, cute, or interesting and occasionally making posts about my life. If you're reading or visiting my blog THANK YOU and 👋😘😄

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[dolcifool]

[dragonthief2991]

I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:

And I am losing my goddam mind.

[lynati]

You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …

wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…

[amemait]

Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

[turtlehasknife]

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[bisexualwario]

[memeuplift]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[hapless-hollow]

A YouTuber that I follow posted this from her IG… PLEASE READ IF YOU OWN A CAT AND LIVE IN THE UK. This is terrifying… This is real- the youtuber that I follow researched it, and went to the official site. Apparently it’s for certain dates and certain bar codes, so please take this seriously. 

Date Posted: Saturday, June 26, 2021

[april-december]

Here is a list of foods affected:

Update 1: Fold Hill Foods recall several cat food products because of safety concerns

Update 1: Fold Hill Foods recall several cat food products because of safety concerns

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i miss when tumblr had that experimental feature in tumblr labs where you could see a visual info flow of how posts got reblogged. like it would show you where all the reblogs were coming from. does anyone remember that because it was very cool

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i think it was called reblog web or something? it was like

like it showed you the paths of how posts got reblogged and spread. very cool feature

[legok9]

Yeah, they were called reblog graphs. Shame this feature is no longer supported.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

YESSSS THESE THINGS; I MISS THEM

[closet-keys]

I wish we could go back to this just for practical reasons–

like if one of your posts ended up in TERF tumblr or something you could find the specific blog they were all reblogging from and block them to cut that spread off at the head

or if you were trying to get donations, you could more easily see which blogs got lots of reblogs and then request those ones to reblog right away next time to get things spreading faster

of course you can figure out those things as is, but I feel like that tool would make it easier

[isopawwed-deactivated20240115]

how to create a Creature (step by step guide)

1. compact body (the rounder the better)

2. it has to have stump legs or no leg at all

3. wings r good sometimes

4. blank expression

5. add some pointy things (ears tail spikes etc)

6. minimal colour

7. bam you have a Creature

[hell-in-a-handbasket1]

Thought this was about Frankenstein

[redwyverndht]

If you're brave it can be

[hell-in-a-handbasket1]

[aurumacadicus]

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

[crreature]

say it louder

[crreature]

somehow this post made it to terfs and transphobes who think this means “men who think they’re women are a harmful to women” or “identifying as nonbinary is harmful to [binary] trans people” etc. which is NOT WHAT IT MEANS. the poster of the tweet is nonbinary and trans, and i am nonbinary and trans (and trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary identities are valid, etc). 

This tweet means that trans identities and pronouns are valid and should be talked about as such. Language matters. I don’t “identify as nonbinary,” I AM nonbinary. I don’t “prefer they/them pronouns,” they/them ARE my pronouns. “Identify as” and “prefer” leave room for doubt and debate, and trans identities are not up for debate.

[gracelingwithpoisewithoutgrace]

To reiterate: “Identify as” and “prefer” leave room for doubt and debate, and trans identities are not up for debate.

[not-indiana-jones]

i think this speaks for itself

listen to Loki, people.

[nealashitposts]

If I were rich here’s what I’d do with my free time okay Mermaid pranks Let me explain. So, I’d get one of those super fancy mermaid tails, like those sick as hell silicone ones that has the super long thick tail that uses like, toe pullies and stuff to make the fins move in cool and impossible ways. like this

(source)

And I would go all fucking out on this fit okay. We’re talking diving lessons until I can hold my breath for 7 minutes and go deep as fuck. Long hair, starfish, scales up to my tits, those funky contacts that make it so you can see under water, all of it- everything I could to make myself look as “thing of the deep but hot” as possible.  Then, I’d go get some shiny valuable rocks. Pearls, Uncut gems, like super fuck’n nice ones like diamonds and shit, and ofc some gold coins. Then I’d dawn my mermaid fit and hit public waterways. Rivers, beys, lakes, places where people are around and might be swimming, but where I’m not gonna die via boat propeller, and not super crowded areas where a lot of people are swimming.  Then I just prank people by poking my head out of the water and surprising them, then I motion them closer and reach into my hair or satchel or something and give them a fucking emerald, smiling all big the whole time then I just- swim the fuck away.  What the fuck they  gonna do now!? Keep it as a fun memory of that time a fuck’n mermaid larper gave them a shiny rock? Never know it’s actually valuable? Or do they take it to a jeweler and find out it’s real? How the fuck are they gonna explain that. They gonna tell the jeweler a fuck’n mermaid gave it to them?! I think the fuck not.  Gonna pop up at the peir and smile at people and give gold coins to whoever stops. Kids are gonna freak. Put a little wonder back in the world. Flirt with pretty girls. Swim down rivers, pop up and surprise some old lady sitting by the water and give her an uncut diamond then swim away without a word. 

Get a reputation as the weird lesbian mermaid who gives out precious gems and never speaks then suddenly stop without warning for like three years to give people time to forget me then do it all again. 

[wemblingfool]

If it’s a kid, and only the kid has seen you, act horrified that you’ve been found.

Beg them to keep you a secret, and give them the jewel/coin in exchange.

[aureliaborealis]

i swear to god ultra rich people are so fucking boring with their mansions and yachts. ThiS is what i wanna see in the world. Where are the superheroes? The masquerade balls? WHO is gonna invent real farie wings that let you fly??

[omghotmemes]

[brightereyes]

(observes you)

[brightereyes]

(you behave like a particle)

[justcallmespike-deactivated2022]

(behaves like a wave while you’re not looking)

[everythingfox]

He just woke up

[lunaeregia]

everybody on this site is missing a) compassion b) critical thinking skills and c) reading comprehension

[gabberwocky]

d) all of the above

[the-geico-lizard]

it says and

[sqooops]

you propose a theorem and then you include proof

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[thunderon]

okay everyone this is what REAL allyship looks like

[thunderon]

you all are laughing and tagging this as humor but she has seriously been trying to enact Operation Get Tumblr User Thunderon A Date via planting herself in a gay bar into action for like a month now because she thinks im a hopeless lesbian. her argument is that she’d be acting as a “display product” like in stores and “no, thunder, nobody will find it weird”

ive held out but im pretty sure if i won’t take her she’s going to go by herself and just hand out business cards with my name, number, and bio on it. so, poll time. would her “split up so you can cover more ground” plan work yes or no?

[elfpen]

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

I mean

look at these things

they’re like tiny

fluffy

dragons

but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

in caves

and leaves

and they have funny ears and noses

I mean really

bats are amazing

[bodypartss]

This post is so fucking important to me