princess J

relax / rainy mood

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[bofransson]

[apolohgy]

“𝐕𝐈𝐁𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐂𝐊!” i scream, running toward you at full speed, eyes feral, nose bleeding, before planting a loving kiss on your cheek

[subtubitles]

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[thepersonalquotes]

[showerthoughtspost]

There’s so much porn out there that if they just stopped making them no one would notice for a long time.

[sleepbby]

[hadeerofthesea]

not to be That Bitch but it really is insidious that the construction of the concept of “granny panties” has made women self conscious about their freaking underwear of all things (meant to be worn underneath your clothes and not be seen most of the time!!!) to the point where women sacrifice comfort to wear a gstring or cheeky hipster or whatever crap the industry comes up with all so that women can be constantly maintaining not just a pleasing outward appearance but a ~sexy~ state of mind

[dwtour2k17]

[incrediblydope98]

good morning

[thepersonalquotes]

[witchyletters]

[lovelysuggestion]

i think about your voice a lot

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[lolzimong-deactivated20211021]

[lonely--nobody]

reblog if you’re a little lost in life rn