lady of the oil spill

I like cars when they’re not on the road, motorcycles when they are, and I happen to also like frogs a lot…. I hope I serve enough cunt to give off she/they but please only refer to me with she/her :3 These are my flags and symbols 🏳️‍⚧️🕎🩷💜💙 🐸 🚩🍉🎸🏎️ Zionists NOT WELCOME. I have said this on this page before. I will berate the ever loving shit out of any of them that come up on my page or anyone I follow. Zionists deserve to be excised from every space they try to inhabit like the cancerous tumors they are. Free Palestine.

[lilacsanddiesel]

This is the context of the background picture for my profile in case anyone is wondering at any point now or into the future

[transmortifried]

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

[anakachow]

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

[lilacsanddiesel]

I did this in a hookup once with a straight guy and he got freaked out 😔

[lilacsanddiesel]

Skilled cookie (In a not 3.5 inch skillet 😭)

[lilacsanddiesel]

I BOUGHT THE WRONG SIZED CAST IRON 😭

[fish-0-matic]

these are PERFECT for melting butter and warming up maple syrup for waffles though!!!

[lilacsanddiesel]

I was gonna use it to melt the butter for the skillet cookie I’m making rn but I lost it already 😭

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

oh god oh fuck I have feelings for like three people now and I don't think any of them can work out

[lilacsanddiesel]

Not even I can manage this and I catch feelings for like everyone

[lilacsanddiesel]

I BOUGHT THE WRONG SIZED CAST IRON 😭

[lilacsanddiesel]

I got this ad just now.

Me too.

But none of the handsome twinky trans guys or pretty futch tgirls want to DATE ME

(And many of the hot ones in my dms are bottoms 😔)

[lilacsanddiesel]

Eating crackers

Call that cannibalism

On a real note I need to eat better.

And by better I mean healthier

I’m eating good 😋

But on a real note

This stomach fat isn’t gonna burn itself

And

I’m gonna wind up having a heart attack at 30

I am more worried about the stomach fat though

For some reason all the people I have slept with have been into it

People are strange

And so am I

What should I cook next

[lilacsanddiesel]

Yeah, of course I love tiramisu.

Who doesn’t love ladyfingers in their mouth 🥴

🙋‍♀️ MEEEEEE I DO I DO I DO

[lilacsanddiesel]

Day two of cooking my ass off

Today was even better somehow

I also made a big ass dough ball of cookie dough for a skillet cookie I will make Sunday

First watch potato recipe I stole was my favorite

[lilacsanddiesel]

LOUDER THAN LIFE OFFICIAL SCHEDULE DROPPED!!!

This is tragic news

I do like the prodigy more than gojira but this is a very tough choice for me 😔

[lilacsanddiesel]

Midnight cookies!!!

Some of the best I’ve ever had

I stole the recipe from a twink who broke my heart

I’m not much of a baker but they came out pretty perfect

[lilacsanddiesel]

As requested by @thealchemistal, the recipe. It’s also not his recipe so I don’t feel bad for sharing it.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Look I'm not really sexually attracted to him but I want to date him in an "I can fix him" kind of way. He made a frozen pizza topped with black licorice and canned squid today.

[lilacsanddiesel]

That’s a hate crime of some kind

[lilacsanddiesel]

While you were out touching grass today I made lobster :P @bisexual-engineer-girl

[lilacsanddiesel]

Midnight cookies!!!

Some of the best I’ve ever had

I stole the recipe from a twink who broke my heart

I’m not much of a baker but they came out pretty perfect

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I should be less of a slut because I'm scared people will think I'm just trying to fuck them

[lilacsanddiesel]

Have you tried being so scared to tell people it only comes out of you while you’re not sober

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

You know what's really cool? Spending like 6 hours cuddling with and being teased by a girl who graduated college while you were still in high school.

[lilacsanddiesel]