BongoFury

tgirl. NDN. don't worry about it.

[puppygirldick]

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

[oodlenoodleroodle]

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

[fish-0-matic]

thank u puppygirldick

[what-even-is-thiss]

For those of you that are new, part of my personal lore is that I can use both of my hands effectively because when I was a child I had a fear of losing my dominant (right) hand and not being able to do anything and so I trained myself to be able to do most daily activities with my left hand.

A lot of people hear this and are like “are you sure you’re not actually left handed and were forced to be right handed?”

And I know for sure that I’m not left handed because I’m currently recovering from a small injury on my right arm that I should not be using right now and yes I can do most activities just as effectively with my left hand but because I am indeed right handed I keep instinctually reaching for things with my right hand, completely forgetting that I have an injured arm and then immediately suffering from the consequences.

[fish-0-matic]

oh my god i thought i was the only one

when i was little, i used to "practice" having different disabilities, like not using my right hand (or either hand sometimes), or not opening my eyes. somewhat out of curiosity, but also just in case

[lilacsanddiesel]

I BOUGHT THE WRONG SIZED CAST IRON 😭

[fish-0-matic]

these are PERFECT for melting butter and warming up maple syrup for waffles though!!!

[sandmandaddy69]

[silentevilx-deactivated20160627]

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

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does that give you your answer

[manafromheaven]

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

[girlballs-archive]

it's tgirl pussy saturday. reblog to obliterate the united states of america and NATO

[degenerate-perturbation]

You know what's great. Uninstalling stuff. I love to Uninstall

[gay--dog]

this post has reblogs off but i think about it all the time. truly evergreen post

[thememedaddy]

[ihavemints]

I haven't been into dungeons and daddies in a while why is brennan lee mulligan doing the incest coffee commercial with beth may

[fish-0-matic]

i have a followup question, which is have the daddies talked anywhere about making the commercials and how they approached brennan bc i want to hear them tell the story

[homunculus-argument]

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

[tramontane-fire]

Reblog if you are Bad Queer Representation.

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

[magicratfingers]

[magicratfingers]

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

[saul-tortellini]

This is perhaps my new favorite video

[transmechanicus]

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

[npdoesthestuff]

@pahtora

I thought that was a blurry image of pink lol

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[mademoiseli]

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

[atonau]

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

[makomoriz]

no i don't. cheers