Pigeon Lord

angel // 22 // she/they //we in this bitch

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ciricearts]

ohh so scaryyy!!

[threedollarsdotcom]

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

[teo-garden-bugs]

[tall]

[star-pocalypse]

[sweethotspot]

Sometimes, we're just low quality Batfam

[tigriivy]

Uhg I need her

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[shewhowillrise]

is iS THAT?!

FATSON CANON???

[cilceon]

ask not for whom the doctor peppers

[emarttt]

She’s just a silly grumpy pinky ass princess ✨

[achillesinhighheels]

[lilbigdawgg]

double cheeked up. on a tuesday afternoon.

[bitter-rayjay]

A different kind of undead!