Im Like If The Joker Took A Shower And Blogged

30s they/she/he multiclass. Call me Teo. Feel free to strike up a convo. Please. Icon by the very talented Batty @batshaped

[teo-garden-bugs]

If Denethor was a cute Princessgirl eating a tomato badly but it would kinda hot in a really pathetic way now

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[shinesurge]

clingy

[scaviogifs]

#0472 - Gliscor

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[reiimuu-deactivated20160606]

oh

[fattest-ass-in-engineering]

Never investigate a weird slime trail unless you want to be forced to fertilize a bunch of eggs

[sanae-hypnosis]

Always investigate a weird slime trail

[but-a-humble-goon]

I've always thought Samus the sex symbol was tacky and stupid but conversely the fact that she's almost angelically beautiful really works for me. Having her be this hulking power armored walking war machine except behind the visor caught only in rare glimpses are the most piercing blue eyes you've ever seen with delicate feminine features and silky hair is just SUCH a striking aesthetic. It sells the whole character really.

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[cloud-ya]

scary spider (very scary)

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[ausgoth]

why is it making that face

[ausgoth]

i have to stop looking at dogs on wikipedia

[dogpuppy]

[radioactive-green-dodo]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

[heathercollinsmd]

always going to include this Psych reference

[lone-sk]

Really good image

[coyoteobsessed]