Im Like If The Joker Took A Shower And Blogged

30s they/she/he multiclass. Call me Teo. Feel free to strike up a convo. Please. Icon by the very talented Batty @batshaped

[teo-garden-bugs]

If Denethor was a cute Princessgirl eating a tomato badly but it would kinda hot in a really pathetic way now

[storybookprincess]

about to drop literally the sickest insider knowledge you will ever receive pls use it responsibly:

are you a teenager? do you wish you had the space & resources & organization to do a thing, whether that's an anime club or a movie night or a big craft workshop or creative writing group or literally whatever? would you like to do your thing totally for free? yes?

okay, then bring it up to a librarian

seriously, teenagers are the absolute hardest group to engage at most libraries & we'll often organize programs that absolutely no one will show up to & it sucks. if you go up to a public librarian & say "hey, some friends & i want to do this thing. does that sound like a feasible teen program for the library?" most people will move heaven & earth to pull it off for you because we know there's an interest in our community. we will go balls to the freaking wall to make it happen

do you want a cosplay contest? a video game tournament? a free escape room? bring it up to the library. it's not a burden or an annoyance at all. it'll be like christmas came early for us

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified library post

[gotta-kiss-em-all]

Walking Pokémon on leashes isn't very common. They're highly intelligent and don't need that sort of control or guidance, though some like it.

Usually Pokémon leashes are more in the range of a child leash, a service Pokémon being tethered to their Trainer (though usually they just wear a harness), or a double-ended "leash" held by both for the sake of "holding hands" with small or quadrupedal Pokémon. All of these are usually innocuous, though humans and Pokémon in a relationship might use the double-ended leash.

The classic collar-and-leash setup, however, is almost always a sex thing, but one with enough plausible deniability to get away with in public.

[cutecipher]

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

[floetteite]

pokemon company's really been like "here. buy a wife from us" with these life size plushies

[kaburion]

Been in a pokemon mood lately

[sudaca-swag]

[sudaca-swag]

Visas being denied to players and their families

Forbidding the iranian team coaches from entering the country and forcing them to direct the game from MEXICO through a tv

Players from non european countries being stopped and searched like criminals with dogs

Deporting african referees just because of their nationality

Forbidding interviews from being spoken i'm languages other than English and forbidding journalists and players from speaking their native languages

And all this just in the first week....

[witchpassing]

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[biswitch]

~just another boy at the beach~

[chimerathingcock]

source: @/yukataro on twitter

[alliekills]

happy pride month! death to israel! <333

[figurecollection]

Fumikiri-chan Original Character Garage Kit by Masutani Shokudo

[irrelevantart1]

@acerby

[ausshawott]

drawing this felt like a challenge, thanks to my burnout

[filthyfuckingcainestan]

🌴🏖️BEACH PARTY!!!😎🎪

[verseno]

Where does she get these custom fits...

@winduphub

[mspaintmons]

Lanturn

[sabertoothwalrus]

weird little middle age zelda faggot compilation