Im Like If The Joker Took A Shower And Blogged

30s they/she/he multiclass. Call me Teo. Feel free to strike up a convo. Please. Icon by the very talented Batty @batshaped

[teo-garden-bugs]

If Denethor was a cute Princessgirl eating a tomato badly but it would kinda hot in a really pathetic way now

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

[toskarin]

mnnengh

[eggboob]

my idea for how to improve the animal

[jynxedshapeshifter]

I started laughing at this and ended up with a bloody nose

[litterheaven]

[ubercharge]

blue x raspberry

[strawberry-crocodile]

i know this isnt the hottest take in the world but man do i hate anime and games and stuff that are chock full of fun interesting women with cool visual designs and excellent voice acting, but they all orbit a boring male protagonist who exists on a scale from annoying horndog to insufferable douchebag

[strawberry-crocodile]

i wish i could perform a life-saving protagectomy on these stories and just see a pack of fun anime women roving around solving problems with violence

[crittercatt]

I think Mawile would carry her babies in her jaw, like a mama crocodile! :3

[raliciel]

some Jacinthe design I made

[mousegirlheart]

when i get my paws on that fat mouse fuck

[molochmixtapes]

[ELF] - MetalEye (PC-98)

[blushily]

This rabbit is needy af

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[avakynx]

[storybookprincess]

about to drop literally the sickest insider knowledge you will ever receive pls use it responsibly:

are you a teenager? do you wish you had the space & resources & organization to do a thing, whether that's an anime club or a movie night or a big craft workshop or creative writing group or literally whatever? would you like to do your thing totally for free? yes?

okay, then bring it up to a librarian

seriously, teenagers are the absolute hardest group to engage at most libraries & we'll often organize programs that absolutely no one will show up to & it sucks. if you go up to a public librarian & say "hey, some friends & i want to do this thing. does that sound like a feasible teen program for the library?" most people will move heaven & earth to pull it off for you because we know there's an interest in our community. we will go balls to the freaking wall to make it happen

do you want a cosplay contest? a video game tournament? a free escape room? bring it up to the library. it's not a burden or an annoyance at all. it'll be like christmas came early for us

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified library post

[gotta-kiss-em-all]

Walking Pokémon on leashes isn't very common. They're highly intelligent and don't need that sort of control or guidance, though some like it.

Usually Pokémon leashes are more in the range of a child leash, a service Pokémon being tethered to their Trainer (though usually they just wear a harness), or a double-ended "leash" held by both for the sake of "holding hands" with small or quadrupedal Pokémon. All of these are usually innocuous, though humans and Pokémon in a relationship might use the double-ended leash.

The classic collar-and-leash setup, however, is almost always a sex thing, but one with enough plausible deniability to get away with in public.