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i bE a Dog. U fOLLoW MeH an LeARn AbOUt WhAT I liKe tO dO. Or NOt (iF U ARe A BiSh)

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FRenZ!!! ET bEH sEw loNg sinCE I beN posTed dEr poSt!!

WhY fRez wHy? WEll I beH spEndin sEW muSh tiM wiD maH beSS biSh daT I juSt geT tEW tiRed tEw posT

iN berTweeN deR fuN I bEEn puTTin tewGeTHuR thIs aMaZeBuLLs biRthDaY aniMasHun daT yEw sEE abuV.

iT beH mEH! LFB WIZard!! FeR maH bESS biSh STEFNAY!!!

MaH paWz beH sO cLomPy eN sTubbY daT iT tOOk meh eN eXtRY daY tEW posT eN aLsEW wuZ veRRy tirEd frUM bdaY DAY OF fuN tiMz tEW cLimB maH bodY uP tEW dER cumpuTuR!

BUT …. HeRE iT bEH FRUM mEH! LFB!!

HAPPEE baRTHdaY BB!!!

tew sEE whUt meh en STEFNAY biSh ( @regainingmymoxy) beN uP tEw, cheK uS ouT on dEr instAgrAm!!! http://instagram.com/steffygam

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HeLLo aGAiN fReNS! AS yEw ALL kNOw I YaM aN oFfiShuL tHeRapY dAg. i LoVE whAt i dO, bUt iT bE hArD wORk. StOppiN pEoPle fRoM sTandiNg whEre dEy sHoULdn’t bE, LEtTiN dEr cHiLDreN pEt mEh AnD shOwiN oFf mUh suPer aTHLetiC abiLiTy fOr tHeM. BUt yOu kNo, SOmEtiMes I wiSh i cOuLD siT aNd cOLoR oR evEn jUs tAke a Nap. i cAre fOr sO maNy pEoPLe dAt soMetiMes i fOrGet tEw tAke cAre oF mEh.

diS bE wHy i deciDed tew fiNd sOmEOnE nEuTrAL tO tALk tO abOuT mUh fEeLiNgs.

i gO tO bRaiN tHeRapY wiF mUh bEsS biSh STeFaNy eACh wEeK tO heLp LOwEr hEr anXiETy and coMfort hEr iF shE cRiEs.

bUt FReNS biSh Be cRAzY. SO nOw i hAs eVeN mOAr tHeRapY wOrk aNd evEn mOAR sTReSs. i hAve dEciDEd ThaT iN exChAnGe fOr biSh tHeRapiZin serVicEs, gOiN fORwArD pArT oF dEr biSh’s tHErApY tiMe iS now LFB tHeRapY tiMe. i kNoW doS wiLL bE oK, bECaUse biSh LoVEs mEh aNd waNtS tEw mAkE suRe i LoVe a HaPPy LiFE aN cAn KeeP shaRiN mUh jOy wiF oThERs.

HERe iS hOpiN iT HELpS mE

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I meT maH moaNdaY goaL!!!

phOto 1: 8am

pHoto 2: Noon

pHoTo 3: 4:30pm

iN dER beD aLL daY

YES

GoALLLLLLLLLL

OLe’ oLe’ olE’ oLe OLE’!!!!

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PUt dEr bLame on mAme bOyz

AGin i bEH bUzzY dEWin sTuFF eN nOt tYPiN tEw aLL yEw fRenz!

CUrreNtLY bEH 1. HANgin oUt wiD maH beSs biSH sTefNAy

2. DEWiN maH voLunteeRin seRviCe daG theraPy stUff (whiCh bEH aMaZbuLLs)

3. EATiN aLL meaLs, snaX, eN parT o oThER peeps meaLs

4. SLeePiN

5. BathRoomin- a vERRy impOrtaNt daiLY taSK eveN whEn I doN waNna dew it (pOO it) eN keeP iT aLL in maH bodY

6. ChaNNeLin maH iNNer riTa haYwoRtH dEr beaUtiFuLL staRLet fRUm dEr 1940s. I maY nOT haS hEr loNg leGGY gaMs bUt I gOT meH sUM peaRLY whITE choppErs jUs liKe hEr! (See PhOtos)

RiTa haYwoRth quOte I reaD oN dER IMDB:

[when asked what she thought when she looks at herself after waking up in the morning]

shE rEspOndEd: “Darling, I don’t wake up ‘til the afternoon.”

InSpuRaTionAL!!!!

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WhAt chEw taLkin bouT biShes? MeH? LFB? SOrry tEW noT bEH poSTin vERry muSh. wiLL rePort moRe adveNturiN sooN!

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BLuE sTeeL biSHes!

iT bEH NYC FaSHUN weeK!

CeRtaiNlY onE o deM faShUn desigNers haS deciDeD daT sHoRT eN roUn ouTfiTs aRE IN fEr 2015. WHo cOuLd modeL suCh ouTfiTs?? WHy, MEH, LFB! ATTensHUn desiGnERs!! I bEh cUrreNtLy oN-caLL tEw (vErry sLowLy) waLk dER ruNwaY!

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GUess wHaT fReNz

UNicOrNs. DEy dEW exisT. ThO nOt iN dER sHaPe o dER bEauTifUL hOrsE liKE yEW imaGine. RaTHer, dER unicORn bEH dER rOun shaPE o dER squisHy bulldOg

SEe pRooF phOtO aBOv: UnbeliEvaBULL.

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FreNz!

IT LF bEH dEr hoLidaY weeKeND!

I knO daT fER dis laBER daY loNg weeKenD daT sUm o yEW maY bEH goiN caMpiNg. EN iF YEW aR goiN oN diS caMpin, i kNO fRUm dER naTuRE TVee chaNNEL daT yEW neeD tEW WATCHOUT FER deM BEARS!

IFFiN yEW dEW eNcOUnTEr dER beaR eN diS beaR aTTaCKs yEW. YeW maY waNT tEW reFEr tEW maH phOToZ aBuv tEW geT dER picTure oN hoW tEW deaL wiD dis ATTACKIN bEAR.

FiRsT: BiTE HIM!

SeConD: iN dER FACE

ThiRd: puLL dER fOaMy pLUsH fLuFF daT bearS aRE maDE oF oUT o hIM!

FouRTH: tHrOW daT sOmNabiSH tEW der FLOOr!

FIfTh: oNcE dER fOaM fLuFF bEH oUT o hiM eN he bEH on dEr fLoor, dER beaR wiLL bEH saD.

SiXtH: taKe dER naP wiD dER bEaR wHO nOw bEH saD eN wANNu bEH fRenz wiD yEw

HaVe dEr grEAT eN saFE holiDay weeKeND fReNz!!

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FRenZ! IT bEH naTioNaL daWg daY!

IN hoNOr o dEr dAy (dAt bEH aLmost oVEr) meH LFB waNted tEW giVe a dAWG daY POST siNce i bEH dER daWg.

FER diS NaTiOnaL daWg daY mEH! LFB! PrOudLY weaR diS hOTdaG cosTUme! SiNce dER hOTdaG bEH a USA natIoNaL pasTimE fOOD.

EN wHUt beH a grEAT waY tEW paSs dER tiME on dER naTioNaL daWG daY? EATin dEM daWGS! DER hOTdAGs daT is, noT eATiN meH, a daWG, eVen tHo i lOoK delisHUs.

OK I wiLL eNjOY maH lasT hOurS o maH daY! YeW deW dER samE!

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HIdY TheR fRenz!

SORry tEW bE sEw aBscent thEse pAst weeKs. I bEen on dEr sUmmertiMe hiAtus dEWin diS eN dAt.

I KennOt reVeaL eXaCtLy wHUt bUt I kEn teLL yeW diS:

FREnz! urBaN leGeNd hAs iT dAt sumEtimeS, eVery noW en aGin, yEw kEn spOt dEr mySterioUs eN eLuSive pygmeH hiPPo floaTin eN swiMmin aRound in dEr fountAins o CenTraL pArk. IF yEr a loCal, yeW maY knO diS PYGMEH HIPPO O CENTRAL PARK loRe (like dEr loCkneSs monSter o loCkneSs leGend.). en iF yEr a visiTor, yEw mAy bE entiCed tEw go oN a PYGMEH HIPPO O CENTRAL PARK SCAVENJUR HUNT!

LOok cloSely fReNz, yEw mAy bEH lucKy eNuf tEw sEe meH. I meAn IT!

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HOw dO fRenz!

WeLL FRenZ!

IT bEH maH BIRFDAY!!!!!🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈💃💃😄🐶🎈🎂🍗🍔🍗🎉

HaPPY biRthdaY TEW MEH! LFB!

i tiTLe diS poSt:

DEr pRinceSs eN dER pEe

WHy dis titLe?

I chOOse diS titLe beCuZ maH Bday wiSh bEH tEW stAy iN dER bEd ALLLLLLLLL dER mORNin eN aLLLLL dER daY sLeePin likE dEr sLeePin bEauTY pResHus priNcEss. BUT. DaNG i gOTtA PEE!

ALsEW I bEH 2! 2 yeaRs oLd 2 Day!! …..EN pRob goTTa dEW thaT 2 oUTdErSiDE tEw

🎂🎈LFB BD! 🎁🎂🎂🎈!!

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YeaH biSHes!

IT bEH dER weeKeNd!

aiR guitAr aiR guiTar!

HEre bEh yER TGif

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Muh mUh muh meH Muh mUh muh meH Muh mUh muh meH Muh mUh muh meH Muh mUh muh meH

Poo-poo-pOOp-poker faCe, p-pOO poKer faCe (MuH muH mUh mah) Poo-pOo-p-poKer face, pOO- p-poKer faCe (MuH mUH muH mah)

tWinS TuesdaY! LOOkIT meH! LaDy DoGa! Lady gaGa! Who bEH wHO???? SeW sEw haRd tEw teLL.

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FReNz!

DiS pAsst weeK dEr hAs bEen quiTe uh fEw inquiRieS as tEw iF dEr top pHoto fRUm humansofnewyork bEH mEh! LFB!

FReNz whiLe dEr bEH meNNy similAritieS beTween mEh LFB eN dEr top pHoto buLLdAWg. DEr bEH onE SPECIFIC diFfErence.

I BEH UH GIRL !!!!!!!!

ALSew. MeH LFB wULd neVer puLL forWaRd.

IT wuLda beeN aWesUM iF daT werE meH thO. CePt fER thE haVin dER peNis paRt.

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OMG!!!!! iT BEH maH beSs biSH of aLL deR besS biShes BIRFDAY!!!!!

seW glaD maH BBSTEFNAY beH boRn sEw She cAN spEnd timE wiD MEH!   

XOXOXOXOX i lOv chEw BisH!!!!!!!!!

regainingmymoxy

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BiShes meH LFB haTe whUt i LFBEh aboUt tEW type.... HEre it goeS... MonDAy biSHes, moaNdaY. ACtuaLLy noT suRe wHy i hAte dEr moaNdaY cUz it aiNt liKe I gOTtEr weRK liKe yeW humAnZ. I gueSs it bEH beCaUse I likE whEn dEr humAnZ aRe aRoun eN tAkeN naPs wiD meH eN sitCh. ANd NOT wHen dEy coM in oNLy teW waKe meH eN maKe meH waLk! DEr I saiD it! SoRry biShes fEr broKen dEr reCord. MoaNdaY sHuLd bEH soRry tEW cuZ it alwAys be hEre every wEeK! NeVer skiPpiN - moaNdaY beH dEr oppoSite o broKen recoRd - ugh conFuziN mEHsELF. IT bEH oNe eN noT bEH aT dEr saMe timE.

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DEaR fReNS! PLeAse hELp a biSh wiN a CoNTesT.

Go tEw henrilefrenchie on Instagram aNd “LiKe” nuMBer 43!!!

NuMBer 43 iS mEh - L F B!

If WE wiN (haVe to get uP to nExt rOuNd aND tHeN wiN), biSh wiLL gET a BOw fER mEH tEW wEAr aN biSh abOUt oN hERe.

SeW hELp mEh mAkE fUn oF mEh aNd pLEase gO anD vOTe. VoTing cLOsEs tOMorrow!

Go to HENRILEFRENCHIE on Instagram and “like” picture #43.

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Thanks!!

XoXO, LFB and Moxy