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HOLLYWOOD HOTTIES! 💋🤩💗❤️‍🔥

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(via Film Noir Photos: Bevy of Beauties: Raquel Torres, Catherine Moylan and Dorothy McNulty)

Three starlets pose on a firetruck in a MGM promotional photo from 1930

[vampervert]

ok big angel oc infodump coming 👆here are the three ““““main guys”””” as ““humans””” they are (in order) the Blinding Light (eris), valentine and kismet

ok i wanna preface this by saying a looottt of this info is old as hell and i WILL be changing things but for now this is what i have ok. anything new i say is canon but this is all the foundation okok cool

this whole thing was spurred by the wendigoon video explaining all the different types of angels (back when i still watched him i don’t anymore) so here are my versions click to read better

if you know angelology at all you will notice my version is a little different from the biblical version but who even gives a shit? but yea that’s like the class system or whatever and they live in the sun(ours)

i think thsi is all the foundational stuff i have in my notion wiki (i kinda wanna make a neocities wiki? lmk if there’s any interest in that because i will do it) they’re just like angel things that live in the sun and their ruler is like evil or whatever. but i have lore ok

basically before the Blinding Light there was the Before era. there were no classes, no rigidity, it was peaceful, but it was boring. they didn’t have a leader necessarily, but some on that everyone could go to in times of need. this person had a twin, eris. eris had grown tired of their peaceful nothing, so it started to wander. it kept wandering and wandering until it found darkness. the darkness talked to it, coaxed it with promises of something interesting, if it would just let it out. so eris let it out. and it became so bright that it would blind anyone who looked at it. so it went back to the others and it killed its twin. it was tired of nothing, it wanted something, it was so selfish for wanting something. not everyone was happy with this, of course, so they fought back. but eris was blinding, and it had people on its side. and so it fought, and it won, it built itself an empire. it kept growing and growing and there was more and more to do and it was never ending and ever restless. the garden kept expanding, more angels needed to be made, until everything outside the garden was darkness, and it the center was the brightest light of all. the ones it trusted most became its seraphim, who live in the palace. valentine was the first to join its side. iphis and cane corso and monstera and lacy and…… the other one all fought by its side. there was one that didn’t like all the power eris accrued, however, and it was banished, later replaced by kismet, a former power then cherub. and of course there were others who didn’t like how much power the Blinding Light held, so they vowed to take it down. the archangels are all of those who were damned by It. they sent in angels of high authority to spy, but they weren’t always successful. they’re a lot more careful now, after valentine was forced to watch its lover be snuffed out to nothing more than an ember, and be sent away to roam the Planet. it never really forgave eris after that.

ok i have more but i’m tired of typing and this is most of it anyone tune in next time for eris and kismets evil toxic yaoi and/or pyrrha and maraschino plotting revenge

[vampervert]

ok before i make my big angel post it’s important to know who i’m even talking about ok the main guy (evil) is called The Blinding Light (or eris if you’re tight with it)(nobody is) and its seraphim are valentine, kismet, cane corso, lacy, monstera, and iphis (i still need to make the seventh one there’s supposed to be seven of them)

there’s a few other important characters like maraschino and pyrrha and malachite but they’re either antagonists (i guess???) or relatively minor

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me when i hate my boss