genie chic

"I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch // Even when I'm crying crazy // Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me // Bling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me"

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 👻 jordess

Jess: Ooh, that does sound really nice, actually. I don't have any super specific plans yet, but I definitely want to get a solid one in place for break.

Jordan: I will keep you updated! I know Laguna is looking for someone to hook up with, so wherever all the hot guys are going is definitely a factor.

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 👎 genies

Jordan: Uhhh that's a weird question. You I guess, but why does she want a fake boyfriend?

Khalid: it's just a picture but she threatened to use that kid instead of me. 🤨🤨 We are so much more believable than that!

Jordan: I am so confused rn.

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 👎 genies

Khalid: beeeet 💯💯💯💯

Khalid: uh yeah we were the most stylish elementary school kids there.

Khlaid: who do you think makes a better fake boyfriend to samina, me or leanderthall?

Jordan: Uhhh that's a weird question. You I guess, but why does she want a fake boyfriend?

[lilgeniejordan]

darlingvirginias‌:

Perhaps ethical was taking it a step too far. Sharing things that should be other people’s to share when they’re ready isn’t particularly ethical in nature, but revealing shocking truths does seem much more satisfying than making up whatever lie strikes your fancy that day. I can’t imagine I’d have very much fun doing that on my own, either, but thank you for your support. Perhaps if I find someone else who’s actually interested in fact-checking the gossip girls’ claims, and had a partner, I’d change my tune, but for right now I don’t and I’d rather focus on more serious journalism.

I mean, I suppose that’s what celebrity journalists do and it’s actually like, a legit career path. It might not be ethical, but hey, there’s clearly a demand for it. Personally, I like reporting on gossip myself, but I try not to overstep the line in to cruelty. What kind of journalism do you do?

[lilgeniejordan]

parkersherman‌:

Have you ever heard of Rachel Carson? She was an American biologist best known for her writings on environmental pollution and the natural history of the sea, both of which are fascinating. She would love it if she were still alive now and she could see the measures people are taking to make sure plastic waste doesn’t end up in the ocean, it would be combining her two loves into one effort. 

I’ve never heard of her, but that’s awesome. Maybe you could come on the channel one day to talk about keeping our oceans clean? I’ve never done anything like that on AuraTube before and it would be cool to start exploring more serious topics every so often.

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 👻 jordess

Jess: Ugh, I so feel you, girl. Exams are like the least fun things ever. I'm ready for break to get here, too.

Jordan: Do you know what you're doing yet? Laguna suggested Motunui and I'm thinking that might be the mood.

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 👎 genies

Khalid: I'm down for colors. especially if it's purple. i think that's more my color than blue ever was.

Khalid: Sis you're supposed to keep it real with me ALL the time. if i look drap, i need to get fab.

Jordan: I know you'd be down! Come over tonight and we'll do it.

Jordan: Remember when we used to co-ordinate our outfits as kids? I can't see me wanting to do that again, but we looked KILLER. Best dressed kids in Agrabah, for sure.

[lilgeniejordan]

TEXT 😤 JORUNA

Laguna: Maybe, but why should I have to wait?! I'm too fine not to be getting it whenever I want, its honestly criminal. Olympus always sounds more fun than it is. Personally, I was thinking of beach-bumming around Motonui! Somewhere I can flex my bikini and sunbathe to my heart's content sounds perfect to me. But where the hot guys are heavily influences my opinion so please and thank you!

Jordan: Maybe someone has cast some sort of monogamy spell on all the boys? Yeah, I mean, the bacchanals are fun, but considering I don't drink it's not quite the same. Oh, that sounds PERFECT. I feel like Motonui boys are pretty hot, if Noa and Hemi are anything to go by.

[lilgeniejordan]

anthonytremaines‌:

I’d be remiss if I didn’t say my mother, wouldn’t I? Truth be told, Lady Anastasia Tremaine is a remarkable woman. She’s courageous and loyal and true to herself above all else, despite intense societal pressures. She goes above and beyond for her family, and she gave birth to me, so you know she’s capable of intense greatness. 

That’s great, Anthony! She does seem like a fascinating person and seeing how she was one of the first villains to be let back in to Auradon she’ll almost certainly go down in history as an inspirational woman. That last part could be taken as you making this about you but, sure, I’ll take it.

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 🎉 jordasis

Jordan: Someone entered a giveaway on my AuraTube channel with this number. Was it not you?

Genesis: Yep, wasn't me. not sorry to disappoint.

Jordan: Well, I was going to ask if you wanted the prize anyway since it was your number that was used. But if you're going to be needlessly difficult then it's your loss!

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 👻 jordess

Jordan: I have NOT studies for spring exams at all. My GPA has already dropped to a 3.4. Dreading them. Can it just be spring break already?

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 🎉 jordasis

Genesis: uh what?? I definitely didn't subscribe to anything.

Jordan: Someone entered a giveaway on my AuraTube channel with this number. Was it not you?

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 🎉 jordasis

Jordan: CONGRATS! Jordan Basara here. You've won my 1.5 million subscriber giveaway! You win a $100 gift card for Couture Castle, a collection of liquid lipsticks from my makeup collab with Aphrodite Cosmetics, a selection of premium scented candles from Unwicked Wicks, and a gift voucher for 50% off any treatment over $80 at Sparkle Spa. To claim your prize, simply reply with your full name and address and everything will be delivered to you within 3-5 working days.

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 👎 genies

Jordan: You should get some purple streaks in your hair so we can match.

Jordan: Like, no offense, but you've been looking a little boring lately and I think this would be an exciting change. We're genies- we're supposed to be flamboyant!

[lilgeniejordan]

{text} 🤗 jordally

Jordan: So, if my channel continues growing at its current rate I'll have 2 million subscribers by 2021!!!

[lilgeniejordan]

TEXT 😤 JORUNA

Laguna: All my texts should be your favorites lol but eight? Felix hasn't hit me up for a good boink sesh all year! I don't know when the next party is but for once, I might just need a wing woman because NOBODY seems down to pound anymore!

Jordan: Spring break is coming up, maybe you'll have an easier time then? I have no idea where I'm going yet, though. I've had a couple invites but I'm waiting for the RIGHT one because last year at Olympus ended up being super boring. So, I'll ask around and see if I can find out where all the hotties are going and report back to you :)

[lilgeniejordan]

TEXT 👗 JORVIE

Jordan: Oh, I didn't want to spring it on you but I was also going to ask how you think your designs compare to other designers on campus such as Jess Gibbs. Just a little friendly competish!

Evie: that's beautiful! i love talking about other great designers. jess' designs are uncomparable. we have our own unique styles. i love having another fashionista that can compete.

Jordan: Love that attitude! Mmk, can't wait for the interview. Is there anything you want me to ask you so you have a queue to talk about something specific?