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20 year old idiot from copenhagen. in my spare time i drink wine and sleep. 

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

[fredspatronus]

when your neighbour doesn’t give you 12 points

[toodrunktofindaurl]

This Song Contest is about LOVE and FRIENDSHIP… until voting time.

Don’t repost: here is the original tweet

[velaryons]

europe during the performances:

europe during the voting:

[sargesicle]

Ireland saving eurovision 20GAYteen

[kseniazhuk]

when you’ve got Eurovision at 9 but you gotta invade Sweden at 10

[the-eleventh-blog]

[dials phone] i’d like to vote for graham norton please what do you mean he isnt a country

[euroblog]

““It’s bring your husband to work day””

— -graham norton

[euroblog]

Austria, 2015: *has a burning piano on stage* Ukraine, 2018: I see your piano and raise you FUCKING STAIRS ON FIRE WITH A PIANO ON TOP 

[ruinedchildhood]

[jameshathaways]

[avpdsnail]

me: *having a breakdown, wants to die, can’t cope*

someone: hey you seem like you’re not doing well i’m here if you want to talk

me:

[bpdbuttercup]

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

[quotemadness]

“You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.”

— Ernest Hemingway

[ssensura]

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

[sobeitjay2]

Me trying to be the best person i can be is not good enough for some people

[fourthell]

im starting to irritate myself with my poor mental health like damn can a bitch just keep it together for a minute