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@lilliangoose
There is no better feeling than when your wife explains the same story verbatim to a new audience. I've heard her weave this tale many a time and each time I know the cadence of the yarn she spins and can just get lost in the inane and the familiar. I really love my wife :)
blue drink!
...I love you
william.... pls be okay...
all woozily today. you get short poem:
woozily boozily bear
the mouse climbed up the stair
the stair was bare
but mouse, beware!
the wood may be slippery there.
woozily weaselly wild
I'm taller than a small child
I speak only in verse
'tis my burdenous curse
I've lost my meter and broke the rhythm and for this I ought to be reviled
all woozily today. you get short poem:
woozily boozily bear
the mouse climbed up the stair
the stair was bare
but mouse, beware!
the wood may be slippery there.
I am taller than a small child
July? more like blueberry PIE
June? more like I eat blueberry pie with a SPOON
May? more like MAY I eat this scrumptious blueberry pie
April? more like get blueberry pie all up in this GRILL
March? more like without blueberry pie I'd be PARCHed
February? more like without blueberry pie I'd certainly be WEARY
January? more like fuck I could go for a blueberry pie right about now it's too bad blueberries are out of season
December? more like this will be a blueberry pie to REMEMBER
November? more like blueberry pies are the flame to my EMBERS
October? more like I plan to ACT OVER several months to eat blueberry pie
September? more like this will also be a blueberry pie to REMEMBER (I have a very good memory)
August? more like for blueberry pie I LUST
My cat waited in the shadows to pounce not knowing that it was merely dim and was surprised when I was able to dodge. There's no point to this post, just that my cat assumed my vision in the dark was very bad because his was significantly better, and that is not an assumption I've considered a cat could make.
Silly Rabbit, the bell tolls for thee!
I found five quid on the pavement on my way to get groceries. I don't live in a country that uses the pound, so this is rather significant. Should I run into famed comedian Hugh Laurie, I can walk up to him and say: "Here, Hugh. Have a fiver!" The feeling of being prepared has bought me more piece of mind than any thing five quid could buy.
The teacher today, with great effort and focus, drew the most perfect normal distribution (μ = 2, σ = 1). Its tails reached nearly to the axis; it rose and fell past the mean seamlessly; the linework was thick and heavy, but not without grace. He let out a quiet breath as his chalk left the board. I let out a loud whistle of awe, so enraptured was I.
The lecture went on and I couldn't take my eyes off it. My attention was turned back to the lecture when the teacher returned to that spot on the blackboard and carefully added a second vector to the data set. He stepped away leaving a bivariate joint density function, and I came.
spilled ramen broth on my jorts
possible solution?
spermiture
furniture that is shaped like sperm
thank christ we don't have any
does anyone actually think talking about the weather is bad small talk. i love talking about the weather. i would talk about the weather with my closest friend and im going to talk about it with YOU 🫵
cloudy and a bit rainy but still pleasant. how about for you?
i just destroyed every road that leads to rome
i fucked up bad
[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]
I'm in it now! And by it heheheh ... let's just say I mean your lap >:3
