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[r0zeclawz]

i just destroyed every road that leads to rome

[r0zeclawz]

i fucked up bad

[amymayhave]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I hope a webp image feels the equivalent of human pain when I convert it to a png image

[vetchtibbles]

my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

[vetchtibbles]

no one has ever jingle jangled like I’m jingle jangling now

[vetchtibbles]

post cancelled they de-belled my costume for sound design reasons

[teaboot]

Neutered

[soap-is-an-artist]

[teaboot]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[amymayhave]

I hope whatever ghost, goblin, or gremlin stole my right wireless earbud is excited to listen to The Bangles' Hazy Shade of Winter 15-20 times in a row

[bitzerthing]

So I saw people looking for the original gif of the "my bals" meme (first image) and after digging for a while trying to find it with no results, I decided to just go ahead and remake it myself (+ an animated trans flag version based on that one post for shits and giggles) Now you too can suffer from testicular torsion and scream in anguish via gif. Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

[lilliangoose]

sodom and gomorrah? I hardly sodom and g'know 'er.

[amymayhave]

Sodom and Gomorrah? I sawed 'em and ignored her!!

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law

[ploinkplonk]

[foreskinniest]

Not the town's name

[the-absolute-worst]

Then how do you explain this?

[foreskinniest]

That's the town name

[ratstranaut]

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

[charl0ttan]

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

[charl0ttan]

[klefable]

[monasticmaestoso]

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

@koheles

[transgirlcyberpunk]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[mallninjacode-deactivated201812]

We’re entering a brave new world of memes that require a working knowledge of the history of memes to continue making memes

[10370150]

even the grater lol

[lilliangoose]

They call me a no nonsense kinda gal 'cause I will not harbor japes, jests, chicanery, or even light malarkey in my presence. I do however dispense nonsense and have been known to partake in the occasional flim-flam (in the right company), so when people first meet me, my reputation of course preceding me, they find this title to be ill-fitting.

But being the no nonsense kinda gal I am, I don't put much stock in titles. I abhor titles. I have read naery a book for my inability to get past the first line on the cover. I have never, and will never, own property for fear of a title passing into my hands. I just don't take that kind of nonsense.

[lilliangoose]

They should invent coveting your neighbor's goods where everybody just gets everything. Plagiarizing your neighbor's goods.

[lilliangoose]

More songs should have happy little chirps in them. Like little contented robots joining in song. It would just brighten things up so much.

I am pro bleep blorp. Make me happy :>